Comments on: Hemorrhoid Awareness Campaign: Shining Light Where the Sun Don’t Shine

By: phb

phb — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 07:57:12 +0000

This topic is better suited to the national hemorrhoid society.
We won’t eliminate them until folks learn how to defecate.
Yes, there’s a technique.
Yes, you can do it wrong.
No, I’m not gonna elucidate.
It’s not difficult – figure it out.
Just relax…

By: Kevers of La Porte

Kevers of La Porte — Sat, 09 Jan 2010 06:21:40 +0000

Not to be a pain in the ass – BUT I wonder how many women stopped to think that the “what color is your bra” post campaign did more to help lingerie makers know what the in colors are than to cure breast cancer. I personally dont suffer from hemmeroids – as my ex says Im a perfect asshole.. But Ill proudly say “Cocoa Brown with Embedded Corn Kernels”

By: terry

terry — Sat, 09 Jan 2010 04:31:23 +0000

What good are roids, DubJ? Well, my cheeks are burning so they must be getting red. It could be the warmth of all the love that came from digging deep. But there is a HOLE lotta luv in this place. Could be that we’ll have to rethink symbolism for valentines day cuz luv? Well, it’s all in your …

By: Everyone20

Everyone20 — Sat, 09 Jan 2010 01:21:01 +0000

Next we should raise awareness for dysentery. Did you know it’s the second largest killer of children in the United States? Because kids can’t figure out how to drink water.

By: DubJ

DubJ — Sat, 09 Jan 2010 01:20:23 +0000

The subject of a painful ass is always most amusing. But what good are hoids anyway.

By: John

John — Sat, 09 Jan 2010 00:40:21 +0000

If I had a choice between a broom handle and a hemorrhoid, I’d pick the broom handle.

By: lisa

lisa — Sat, 09 Jan 2010 00:23:44 +0000

only ASSWHOLES would support Hemrroid Awareness, and as a fellow asswhole, I say let’s nip this disease in the butt!
Thanks Sarcasmist for all you do!

By: Andy

Andy — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 23:24:03 +0000

It’s time that someone got to the bottom of this problem

By: Roschelle

Roschelle — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 20:44:18 +0000

Wow…a to think I sometimes have trouble finding topics to blog about. Hilarious!!

By: terry

terry — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 19:20:37 +0000

Finally! A topic that promises to bring true harmony to this world. After the christmas season, it couldn’t be any clearer that the one thing that keeps us connected, our common bond, assholes. I look at you and what do I see? My own ass. If we could only get 5,000 signatures, we could petition for a law to make all thongs equal: a two-stringer for those of us who then can walk hand-in-hand with everyone else no longer tortured by that narrow strip that has a mind of its own, always repositioning itself on the swollen bulge of my nether regions. Then, we will honestly be able to say, “All thongs being equal … “