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Carcinogenic poultry ok for people outside the U.S.

Written by The Sarcasmist on June 8, 2011 | Comments (2)

We often worry about big corporations not giving a rat’s patootie about people, but Pfizer has surprised many by voluntarily suspending the sales of a poultry drug, which increases levels of carcinogens in chickens, in the United States. The drug is used to help control an intestinal parasitic disease. But let’s not get side-tracked by ... Read More

Can’t get a hold of your dealer? Grab a cup of joe (or ten)!

Written by The Sarcasmist on June 8, 2011 | Comments (8)

Luckily for Californians (and other likeminded 21st century ‘hippies’ across the World), a new study has revealed that having hallucinations doesn’t necessarily need to cost you an arm and a leg. A La Trobe University study has found that coffee lovers are three times more likely to hear imaginary things than anyone else. Professor Simon ... Read More

The food pyramid is dead. Long live MyPlate.

Written by The Sarcasmist on June 2, 2011 | Comments (21)

In an attempt to help Americans eat healthier and stop hurdling towards becoming a nation lard-asses, the Obama administration has seen fit to scrap the decades old food pyramid that we all have affixed to our fridge doors, and replace it with something more familiar, a plate. The Department of Agriculture unveiled the new food ... Read More

Cancer from cellular phones…it’s back!

Written by The Sarcasmist on May 31, 2011 | Comments (3)

It turns out that cell phones can possibly be carcinogenic. This has been determined as a result of the reviewing of the details of dozens of published studies about the subject of cell phones and cancer. This conclusion has been reached by the International Agency for Research on Cancer (the cancer agency of the World ... Read More

Depressed? Help yourself to some semen!

Written by The Sarcasmist on May 11, 2011 | Comments (4)

You may have read about the doctor, Lazar Greenfield, who was forced to give up his position as the president of American College of Surgeons, after he suggested that semen may be a better gift for women on Valentine’s day than chocolate. The lighthearted suggestion was based on research that semen has antidepressant effects for ... Read More

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