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Will Dave’s Hot & Juicy satisfy Wendy’s customers?

Written by on September 19, 2011 | Comments (7)

Proving that even hamburgers can have a mid-life crisis, Wendy’s has decided to give their burger a make-over.  Dubbed “Project Gold Hamburger” they enlisted everyone from top executives to a pickle chemist (apparently an actual career option) to help tweak a product that hasn’t been changed in 42 years. The result is a burger that ... Read More

A punch in the head isn’t good for your children

Written by The Sarcasmist on August 30, 2011 | Comments (2)

It seems that pediatricians are not getting enough headlines nowadays so two organizations, the American Academy of Pediatrics, and the Canadian Paediatric Society, have released a statement, recommending that children not participate in boxing. “In boxing, children and youth are encouraged and rewarded for hitting the head. We’re saying, don’t put kids in a sport ... Read More

Black women’s hair causing health problems

Written by The Sarcasmist on August 26, 2011 | Comments (5)

Some of you have surely just experienced an aneurism having read the title of this post, but you should relax, it’s not what you think. The United States Surgeon General, Dr. Regina M. Benjamin, has said that ” Oftentimes you get women saying, ‘I can’t exercise today because I don’t want to sweat my hair ... Read More

Truck driver loses penis and then his head

Written by The Sarcasmist on August 22, 2011 | Comments (8)

It’s not going to get him his penis back, but a U.S. truck driver, who went in for a circumcision and came out with a lot less than he had bargained for, is suing the surgeon who performed the operation. Phillip Seaton’s penis was removed during a surgery which was supposed to have treated an ... Read More

Cartoon characters not great for your kids’ health

Written by The Sarcasmist on August 17, 2011 | Comments (2)

Strangely, a new research finds that television commercials targeted to children are working. When you are walking down the aisles in a grocery store and your child throws a tantrum over the desire to have a box of healthy cereal which comes in the shape of cartoon characters, don’t be surprised. There is no scientific ... Read More

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