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Your Ringtone Is Awesome!

People’s creativity just blows me away. Yes it does! How brilliant is it to show your individuality by downloading a ringtone that ‘describes’ you perfectly? All the other people who use the same exact ringtone don’t understand the meaning of the tune, but you do…oh yes you do, and that’s what makes you special.

You use a sad and dark melody to express your nihilistic self (Nietzsche would have been proud). At the same time, others cleverly choose to let everyone know about their links to the mafia by using the rarely heard Godfather theme as their ringtone.

I only wish that I had a personality that could be so eloquently expressed through a ringtone. Now I’m depressed.

51 Comments to Your Ringtone Is Awesome!

  1. Ang on The Sarcasmist Ang
    October 7, 2009 at 1:03 pm |

    I LOVE that you have an ad for downloading ringtones on this page!

  2. Dewski on The Sarcasmist Dewski
    October 7, 2009 at 1:04 pm |

    Does this still hold true if you customize your own ringtone?

  3. Grimm on The Sarcasmist Grimm
    October 7, 2009 at 1:05 pm |

    Hehe that sad thing is that if they probably are one-dimensional enough to be
    completely described with a tone.

  4. Ed Nethery on The Sarcasmist Ed Nethery
    October 7, 2009 at 1:05 pm |

    My life is so devoid of meaning, my phone just rings. I’m ashamed, but I cannot decide which ringtone to download. There are just so many great choices. I wish I were clever. Then I could settle on a very clever ringtone. I’m depressed too.

    • Bill on The Sarcasmist Bill
      October 7, 2009 at 2:36 pm |

      Mine is always on vibrate, what does that say about me? I don’t know but sometimes I hold it between my legs. It doesn’t do much for depression but it sure feels good if anybody calls me.

    • Yozhik on The Sarcasmist Yozhik
      October 7, 2009 at 2:44 pm |

      Bill, the fact that you keep it on vibrate and sometimes hold it between your legs (while driving I hope) could say several things about you.

  5. October 7, 2009 at 1:07 pm |

    Ok you say all this as you have an advertisement for “coolest ringtones” at the top of your page…. FAIL!!!!

    • The Dalai Farmer on The Sarcasmist The Dalai Farmer
      October 8, 2009 at 6:01 am |

      No, dear heart, the all-powerful Google decided to put it there. FAIL

  6. i dont have a name on The Sarcasmist i dont have a name
    October 7, 2009 at 1:07 pm |

    @Ang
    Ads generally aren’t chosen by the hosts.. they’re chosen by the advertisers, usually based on the content of a webpage by an automated method. Ringtone is on a page a lot, you get adverts about ringtones.. it generally works out, until you get a sarcastic blog.. ¬¬ xD

  7. October 7, 2009 at 1:09 pm |

    what is even more fun is you can comment into the depths of your friends lives with a ring back tone. Yes when you’re friends call you they can hear a wonderful song about the meaning of their lives and when you answer the phone you’ll get to hear “I love that song! It describes my life perfectly!”

  8. Kym on The Sarcasmist Kym
    October 7, 2009 at 1:11 pm |

    Whats “sad” is you all have special ringtones on your cell and you still feel the need to make fun of it. Quickly…..put your cell on mute for a sec so we dont hear ur backstreet boys song and listen to my ORGASM ringtone and wish you had it too!!! hahahahaha

    • October 7, 2009 at 1:16 pm |

      Yeah I wish I had a ringtone that sounded like a dying cow

  9. BlueSkies on The Sarcasmist BlueSkies
    October 7, 2009 at 1:11 pm |

    I didn’t realize it was to describe me. I picked a tune I liked to hear so that when my phone rang at 2am I would be less inclined to hurl it across the room. Guess I’ve been going about this ringtone thing all wrong.

    • October 7, 2009 at 1:17 pm |

      Good comeback.
      lol

  10. October 7, 2009 at 1:14 pm |

    I like the way you’re thinking, BlueSkies, and I agreed. ^_^