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Skechers to pay $40 million settlement

Written by The Sarcasmist on May 16, 2012 | Comments (5)

If you are one of those people who are still hugely fat despite buying one of those Skechers fitness shoes, then you’ll love to learn that Skechers has been found to have fibbed about how some of their shoes can help you lose weight and tone flabby buttocks. The company will have to pony up ... Read More

Top 10 sarcastic things to say when accepting the novelty lottery check

Written by The Sarcasmist on March 30, 2012 | Comments (4)

10. Thank you for the bull’s eye on my forehead. 9. This money will go a long way in helping get a couple of loan sharks off my back. 8. I can finally afford to spend some time away from my family. 7. I can afford Starbucks drinks on a daily basis now. 6. I ... Read More

Appalling: Mitt Romney spends money he earned

Written by The Sarcasmist on March 27, 2012 | Comments (19)

Some sleuthing has revealed that Mitt Romney’s La Jolla, California house, though seemingly modest, is anything but. It turns out that he is planning a $12million expansion which includes a four-car-garage which has its own elevator. The beach-side house is one of three properties which Romney and his wife, Ann, own. What is worse is ... Read More

Business leaders not getting enough bang for their political donation buck

Written by The Sarcasmist on August 24, 2011 | Comments Off

You’ve surely heard by now that Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz called on business leaders to stop giving political donations to lawmakers until they strike a bipartisan deal on the United States national debt. Today he announced that more than 100 business leaders have heeded his call, and have signed a pledge to not give. Many ... Read More

Abercrombie & Fitch offers Jersey Shore cast money to stop wearing its clothes

Written by The Sarcasmist on August 17, 2011 | Comments (10)

It is unheard of for a company to pay to not get publicity, but sooner or later anything that seems impossible comes to pass. In this instance, Abercrombie & Fitch (A&F) is “deeply concerned” that if The Situation (Michael Sorrentino) continues wearing A&F clothing on the TV show, Jersey Shores, that the brand’s “aspirational nature” ... Read More

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