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McDonald’s is discontinuing the Angus Burger since customers seem to favor the Dollar Menu

Written by The Sarcasmist on May 10, 2013 | Comments (3)

  It came as a big surprise to me (and I am sure many) that McDonald’s has decided to discontinue its $4 from its menu. Analysts are guessing that it’s because McDonald’s customers are not able to afford the luxury of eating a $4 lunch or dinner. “If the Angus burger were selling well, I ... Read More

Nike to unveil LeBron James sneakers just in time for the new school year

Written by The Sarcasmist on August 22, 2012 | Comments (4)

Nike is about to reveal its new line of sneakers, named after LeBron James, which will retail for $315. The coming $315 LeBron X Nike Plus, due in the fall, is expected to come embedded with motion sensors that can measure how high players jump. (WSJ) Now that’s just something indispensible that Nike customers were ... Read More

Too hot to stuff your face with a burger? Get a “Brrrger”

Written by The Sarcasmist on May 29, 2012 | Comments (2)

Just when you thought American fast food companies were resting on their laurels (after coming up with stuff like multiple patties, or excessive amounts of fat and salt to drown out the stench of the meat-like substances) they come up with something you and I would never expect. This time around the clear winner is ... Read More

Skechers to pay $40 million settlement

Written by The Sarcasmist on May 16, 2012 | Comments (8)

If you are one of those people who are still hugely fat despite buying one of those Skechers fitness shoes, then you’ll love to learn that Skechers has been found to have fibbed about how some of their shoes can help you lose weight and tone flabby buttocks. The company will have to pony up ... Read More

Top 10 sarcastic things to say when accepting the novelty lottery check

Written by The Sarcasmist on March 30, 2012 | Comments (4)

10. Thank you for the bull’s eye on my forehead. 9. This money will go a long way in helping get a couple of loan sharks off my back. 8. I can finally afford to spend some time away from my family. 7. I can afford Starbucks drinks on a daily basis now. 6. I ... Read More

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