You’ve always known that you are too good for any type of physical labor or, for that matter, an office job. You’ve always known that you were meant for something greater, and have waited all of your life to be given that lucky break so you can prove your worth. Your wait is over. The Sarcasmist has spent minutes researching work at home opportunities that are sure to help you start your empire. If you are wondering why the Sarcasmist would reveal such powerful secrets, then you obviously are not aware that the Sarcasmist thrives on great humanitarian endeavors.
Without further ado here are the golden opportunities we have uncovered.
- Sell Your Unwanted Gold For Cash: What better way to make money than by selling things you don’t need anymore? As everyone knows, the value of gold has gone up tremendously over the past several years. So it is a good time to take advantage of this price increase and sell your gold for pennies on the dollar.
- Get Paid For Taking Surveys: That’s right, your opinion matters. It doesn’t matter whether you didn’t finish high school or you are not able to tell the difference between ‘there’ and ‘their’, there are a lot of companies that want your opinion. In fact, you are the exact type they are looking for—how else are they going to figure out how they should follow their breakthrough product, the Snuggie?
- Any Other Get Rich Scheme: The word ‘scheme’ has gotten a bad rap and suffers from negative connotation and that is just what they want. They just don’t want you to find out about those easy moneymaking techniques that are making a small group rich. But fret not, there are modern-day Robin Hoods who have uncovered these secrets and are willing to share the knowledge with you for just a couple of hundred dollars.
Note: If you don’t have a couple of hundred dollars laying around just sell some of your unwanted gold, or take a few surveys to get quick cash, and then invest into learning the secrets of getting rich quick.
This TOTALLY leaves out selling WoW accounts and the like. I mean, who doesn’t like grinding up a new character from level 1 to 80 in a single 36-hour marathon? Surely that has to be better than 9-to-5 drudgery.
Oh em gee! All the time I’ve spent on getting a Business Degree and they didn’t mention this once!! Those bastards!! Taking all my money to teach me the long way to money and the quick way to grey hair, when all they had to teach was how to sit in front of the television and watch a cash for gold commercials! All this gold I have laying around certainly won’t go to waste now that I know of this program. I’ll even buy more gold out of the money I get for the surveys, so I can sell that gold to make more money to find out how to make money from someone else!
Who would have thought that making money could be so easy!
Here I sit, slaving away in my office. I never realized that all of my dreams could come true. I always thought that I was too good to work for my money. I knew there was another way. Let me tell my boss I quit right now. I feel so free.
I KNEW I shouldn’t be going to college… wait ’til I tell my parents!
Plasma! You forgot plasma! Why waste it? You’ll make more!
I have just been awaiting the perfect scheme to be spammed to me to run with, think I may have just found it. Just awaiting for Bill Gates to deposit that money in my bank account for the email testing I did for Microsoft so I can invest in my new found empire. LOL…love this shit
Just start an internet blog and load up with worthless ads!
Bwahahahaha…… Sooo true… Awwsm man…
This scheme is very popular with the GEEKS these days…. :D
A degree from a decent college, hard work, determination to prove yourself, creativity, the ability to take charge when necessary…
So overrated. So old school. This is the 21st century. The era of Google, get-rich-quick-by-sitting-in-front-of-a-computer schemes, selling gold, and email spams. Good times ahead.
the irony, theres an ad about seeling ad space on your car :P