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Do What You Love!

love-and-successMagazines, news stations, books, and blogs (or any other medium you can think of) have at one point or another (usually at many points) had a story about how doing what you love can bring you unimaginable success. The Sarcasm Society researchers have spent minutes studying this peculiar reality of our Universe, and have developed a very condensed (that’s the thing that we love, brevity) tutorial that is sure to make everyone in the World successful. This is of course part of the ongoing humanitarian efforts of the Sarcasm Society.

Do what you love and you’ll be successful!
1. Do what you love.
2. Enjoy success and riches.
Note: It is very important to figure out what you truly love to do, otherwise this technique will not work.
You are done!

We hope that you will be generous enough to share your success with others (e.g. The Sarcasmist), and help them do what they love.

I can’t believe no one ever told those poor bastards delivering mattresses that they should be doing something they love instead. Well, no matter, you are free now my friends. Fly towards your dreams. Also, don’t forget to apply for Supplemental Security Income (SSI) while you are loving your way to success.

16 Comments to Do What You Love!

  1. October 26, 2009 at 1:24 pm |

    You mean…. Do what I love? Really? It CANNOT be that simple, can it?!

    :)

  2. Yverne on The Sarcasmist Yverne
    October 26, 2009 at 1:28 pm |

    OMG the I should start killing idiotic ppl right now =D I’ve never been so happy…
    yay!

  3. October 26, 2009 at 1:30 pm |

    Actually, i discovered that punching annoying people in the face does NOT help you reach success…

  4. Eileen on The Sarcasmist Eileen
    October 26, 2009 at 1:31 pm |

    So like, getting paid for having sex?

    • Scott on The Sarcasmist Scott
      October 26, 2009 at 2:32 pm |

      Yea, if YOU can actually find someone who would have sex with you

    • gymkid on The Sarcasmist gymkid
      October 26, 2009 at 2:50 pm |

      that would be known as doing porn, or hooking….

    • Eileen on The Sarcasmist Eileen
      October 26, 2009 at 7:00 pm |

      Scott, not a problem. I’m female.

      and Gymkid – the sarcasm went clear over your head becauase that was my point. Hookers and porn stars are just living their bliss by this theory, no?

  5. Mel on The Sarcasmist Mel
    October 26, 2009 at 1:33 pm |

    But what if you love delivering mattresses?

    • Scott on The Sarcasmist Scott
      October 26, 2009 at 2:32 pm |

      Someone has to deliver them

  6. Jose' on The Sarcasmist Jose'
    October 26, 2009 at 1:34 pm |

    Well, I DO love to sit around the house in my robe, eating cheese puffs and watching TV. I bet I can do that better than anyone else too! I should be filthy rich by Friday…

    • October 26, 2009 at 1:43 pm |

      LOL Well said Jose’…I love sitting around playing video games..but I think if I was getting paid for it, I might actually not think it’s as fun….naaaaaaaaaaaaahh…haha

  7. October 26, 2009 at 2:34 pm |

    Minor correction (and more succinctly):

    1. Do what you love.
    2. Profit!

    • Art on The Sarcasmist Art
      October 26, 2009 at 4:26 pm |

      one more correction
      1) do what you love
      2)?????
      3) PROFIT!!!!

    • Zach on The Sarcasmist Zach
      October 26, 2009 at 7:27 pm |

      One last correction:
      1. Find out what you love
      2. Do it
      3. ?????
      4. Profit!

  8. Meli on The Sarcasmist Meli
    October 26, 2009 at 9:07 pm |

    … well, it would actually work out for me. I love fixing and installing things. I decide that I love the HVAC/R field. I make money doing what I love. I get rich. I never actually work a day in my life. The end.

    HAHAHAHA! I WIN! YOU ALL FAIL!

  9. October 27, 2009 at 6:49 am |

    I want to work with games.

    I am now in QA for a game company.

    I am PAID to test their games, so I play games all day long.

    I LOVE IT. Now I just need to get up early for it