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Got Ass Space?

GotAdSpace.com - Where even the talentless can try and make money.

In a stroke of brilliance some ‘entrapraneur’ has had the genius idea to create a site (GotAdSpace) to allow anyone to offer ad-space for rent. You can offer your forehead for a company logo tattoo or your butt-cheek for a temporary decal if you are a beach bunny who is particularly fond of tiny thong bikinis.

One of the categories is ‘Musicians’, with sub-categories such as ‘Band Gear’ and ‘On CD Placement’. This category is particularly ingenious because it provides a new (most likely the first ever) revenue stream for high school dropouts and can potentially save them from a McJob! God knows the World doesn’t have enough crappy bands that practice out of basements.

GotAdSpace has cleverly figured out the one thing people want most (more ads in their daily lives) and plans to develop a thriving business on helping talentless people shove ads into face of the general public. Of course the listings are free since none of the people who want to sell ad space can afford to advertise themselves.

10 Comments to Got Ass Space?

  1. Orillion on The Sarcasmist Orillion
    January 6, 2010 at 10:52 am |

    Well, can’t blame them for trying it. If they make money, it means there’s money to be made in the business… If they fail, it wasn’t viable.

    I, for one, look forward to seeing even more tramp stamps on the beaches, come summer time…

  2. January 6, 2010 at 11:41 am |

    Tramp stamp LMAO
    Can you imagine how in the face a forehead ad is? Now that is some intense advertising! I’d love to do that but being a stay at home person I don’t think my dog would get the jest of it.

    • kari stanley on The Sarcasmist kari stanley
      January 6, 2010 at 12:14 pm |

      this isn’t the first time the forehead tattoo ad has been done. if anyone recalls “bumfights” they paid a poor bum to have “bumfights” tattooed on his forehead. it seems people will do anything for a quick buck.

  3. Jingah on The Sarcasmist Jingah
    January 6, 2010 at 1:29 pm |

    I love the button on their site, to do it too…
    “+sell your body!”

  4. George on The Sarcasmist George
    January 6, 2010 at 3:33 pm |

    Great concept… during this *&#@ed up economy this site provides people a way to make some side money. I just posted my car on their site.. why not i travel 20 miles to work everyday and 20 miles back and who knows maybe I could get my gas fill ups paid for.

  5. Stephanie on The Sarcasmist Stephanie
    January 6, 2010 at 4:20 pm |

    it’s called a cum catcher….I can’t wait to see some idiot with an ad for toothpaste on their forehead!

  6. kindacrazy on The Sarcasmist kindacrazy
    January 7, 2010 at 1:41 am |

    am i the only one who now feels the urge to put an ad on my butt just so i have an excuse to not wear pants?

  7. Stacy J on The Sarcasmist Stacy J
    January 7, 2010 at 7:34 am |

    I think this is worse than the big cars w/ skittles & shit painted on em but as long as they don’t try to sale me shit, won’t bother me any. It’s not my forehead w/ a tattoo on it. It’s so depressing to know how stupid people are in this world.

  8. January 7, 2010 at 8:20 am |

    Haha, thats amazing… I donno whats next, I dont think id have a damn ad tatooed on my forehead… no matter how much I was paid…

    Danny – http://protojay.selfip.com

  9. El Burrito on The Sarcasmist El Burrito
    January 8, 2010 at 2:01 am |

    Wow. This is just sad. I really can’t believe that anyone would do something like this. What has the world come to? I don’t know what everyone else thinks, but I think people should keep their pants on. And forehead tattoos? The things people do to earn money.