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Do What You Love!

Written by The Sarcasmist on October 26, 2009 - Comments (16)

love-and-successMagazines, news stations, books, and blogs (or any other medium you can think of) have at one point or another (usually at many points) had a story about how doing what you love can bring you unimaginable success. The Sarcasm Society researchers have spent minutes studying this peculiar reality of our Universe, and have developed a very condensed (that’s the thing that we love, brevity) tutorial that is sure to make everyone in the World successful. This is of course part of the ongoing humanitarian efforts of the Sarcasm Society.

Do what you love and you’ll be successful!
1. Do what you love.
2. Enjoy success and riches.
Note: It is very important to figure out what you truly love to do, otherwise this technique will not work.
You are done!

We hope that you will be generous enough to share your success with others (e.g. The Sarcasmist), and help them do what they love.

I can’t believe no one ever told those poor bastards delivering mattresses that they should be doing something they love instead. Well, no matter, you are free now my friends. Fly towards your dreams. Also, don’t forget to apply for Supplemental Security Income (SSI) while you are loving your way to success.

Comments

  1. You mean…. Do what I love? Really? It CANNOT be that simple, can it?!

    :)

  2. OMG the I should start killing idiotic ppl right now =D I’ve never been so happy…
    yay!

  3. Actually, i discovered that punching annoying people in the face does NOT help you reach success…

  4. So like, getting paid for having sex?

  5. But what if you love delivering mattresses?

  6. Well, I DO love to sit around the house in my robe, eating cheese puffs and watching TV. I bet I can do that better than anyone else too! I should be filthy rich by Friday…

    • LOL Well said Jose’…I love sitting around playing video games..but I think if I was getting paid for it, I might actually not think it’s as fun….naaaaaaaaaaaaahh…haha

  7. Minor correction (and more succinctly):

    1. Do what you love.
    2. Profit!

  8. … well, it would actually work out for me. I love fixing and installing things. I decide that I love the HVAC/R field. I make money doing what I love. I get rich. I never actually work a day in my life. The end.

    HAHAHAHA! I WIN! YOU ALL FAIL!

  9. I want to work with games.

    I am now in QA for a game company.

    I am PAID to test their games, so I play games all day long.

    I LOVE IT. Now I just need to get up early for it