Comments on: Job Search Tips from the Sarcasmist

By: Bitter? Who me?

Bitter? Who me? — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 01:26:54 +0000

I’ve discovered that any of the following are prerequisites of getting hired here:

1)Wearing a halter/tube top.
2)Not being able to read or write
3)Being under qualified for the position
4)Obviously being too young to have any kind of experience in the industry.
5)Don’t wear a suit and tie, or even nice shoes to the interview.
6)Not being able to fill out the application without the help of the people you came with.
7)Having low enough morals that you’re willing to flat out lie on your job application.

By: Martin Aston

Martin Aston — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 11:54:46 +0000

I also find violently breaking wind helps, it certainly takes the attention away from my unironed shirt

By: Paul Cowan

Paul Cowan — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 09:39:53 +0000

A quick smoke of the crack pipe will have them begging for more.

Realise your dreams!!

By: Bubbbles

Bubbbles — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 08:09:13 +0000

Nothing says I want this job more than a spider web tattooed across your neck.

By: Shashikiran Srinivasa

Shashikiran Srinivasa — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 07:03:29 +0000

Awesome!

By: paul cowan

paul cowan — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 05:04:25 +0000

Ask questions like “how long do we get for lunch” and how the company can work round your 20 a day habit sooner rather than later. It shows an enquiring mind.

By: The Evil Bunny of DOOM

The Evil Bunny of DOOM — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 04:01:09 +0000

Thanks! Im currently looking for a job right now, and I was doing it all wrong! Now I’ll be able to find my dream job as a garbage man lol

By: Tanya

Tanya — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 03:36:59 +0000

Aw man, this advice totally didn’t work. I’m sincerely disappointed.

By: Rodion Romanov

Rodion Romanov — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 03:21:30 +0000

Ponchos and huaraches are back, don´t you forget that.

By: Josh

Josh — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 02:32:43 +0000

Lawl