Study Finds That Rich People Are Better Off
Money Good!
A new socioeconomic study has revealed that rich people have far more money than the blue collar workers and families. The study concentrated on the disparities that exist but often go unnoticed during day-to-day life. Some of the findings of the study include:
- - A rich person is much more likely to serve caviar at a cocktail party than an hourly home improvement store worker.
- - Rich individuals or families are more likely to survive a car accident due to the numerous safety features which are usually found in high-end European (and Japanese) luxury automobiles.
- - The rich are much more likely to live in multi-million-dollar mansions; however, not as domestic service personnel.
- - Children with rich parents have access to better education.
- - The rich tend to pick exotic vacation destinations as opposed to the nearest hotel with a swimming pool.
The full report will be released soon, and is said to be full of valuable information for sociologists.
The team who will be releasing their findings is already hard at work developing their next project, which is designed to determine whether there is a direct correlation between higher income and a more substantial savings/retirement account.
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OMG! The rich are better off? That just might put a damper on my caviar and bud light parties whatever will I do with my time now.
so?
this is so incredibly not funny
Get a sense of humor, fag boy.
Oh the injustice of it all! I think I’ll puke my Boone’s Farm Strawberry Hill over this.
I was struck more by the misspelled words in this piece, than the story itself.
I was struck more by the needless comma in your comment than the comment itself.
Rich people are better off? All these years I had a nagging suspicion…………….
heehee!
Lol!
So wait, rich people are better off? Now how come no one told me this before? I always thought that people living on welfare or who have to work multiple jobs just to make ends meet were better off! What a silly goose I am! Smh…lol
@KaMaria..rich people work just as hard as people on welfare, maybe harder than you know. Now I am not rich myself, but I do know that you dont get rich overnight nor does it come to you magically. At least they earned it. Whereas, from my experience being raised in the ghetto side of california with crazy ghetto, section 8/welfare people, they are too busy robbing the government making people who have real jobs and pay taxes do all the real work. Not to mention the drug relations, identity theft, frauds, criminals, and all sorts of things desperate people do. I admit there are the pros and cons to both sides. It would be ignorant for anyone to blame only one party leaving out thousands of other facts out.
@ Dsaint–
This is a sarcasm blog for a reason. No one questioned the work done by rich people, it just says that because rich people have more money they have nicer things (like safe cars). Plus some rich people inherit money and don’t do anything. Not everyone, but it happens. But more importantly, this is a sarcastic article so if you don’t get it don’t subscribe.
@Dsaint not always. Generalizations are always inaccurate: http://www.celebopedia.net/paris-hilton/bio.php
“What really shot Hilton to fame/notoriety was a sex video of her with her then-boyfriend Rick Salomon” <– not much hard work involved in that.
Does an ursine creature defecate in a sylvan environment?
I don’t believe it. (INSERT BIG WINKIE FACE HERE)
Oh jeez, he’s going for the triple.
ME WANT TO BE RICH!