Top 10 sarcastic things to say when accepting the novelty lottery check
10. Thank you for the bull’s eye on my forehead.
9. This money will go a long way in helping get a couple of loan sharks off my back.
8. I can finally afford to spend some time away from my family.
7. I can afford Starbucks drinks on a daily basis now.
6. I plan on giving most of the money away to charity. They are much better at wasting cash than I ever will be.
5. Should I be worried about lightning strikes now?
4. Now I’ll finally get all the respect I deserve from people who’ll directly benefit from my winnings.
3. Now I won’t have to worry about budgeting my money when it comes to buying lotto tickets.
2. I am going to have to spend most of this on a huge mattress.
1. I hope all this money doesn’t change me, because I’ll need to help change all the people around me.