Top 10 sarcastic things to say when accepting the novelty lottery check
10. Thank you for the bull’s eye on my forehead.
9. This money will go a long way in helping get a couple of loan sharks off my back.
8. I can finally afford to spend some time away from my family.
7. I can afford Starbucks drinks on a daily basis now.
6. I plan on giving most of the money away to charity. They are much better at wasting cash than I ever will be.
5. Should I be worried about lightning strikes now?
4. Now I’ll finally get all the respect I deserve from people who’ll directly benefit from my winnings.
3. Now I won’t have to worry about budgeting my money when it comes to buying lotto tickets.
2. I am going to have to spend most of this on a huge mattress.
1. I hope all this money doesn’t change me, because I’ll need to help change all the people around me.
My number one would be: Now I’ll find out who my long lost friends are.
Nothin’ about how the government wastes it? “I think the taxes you’ll pay should go to support a Third World country.”
What, not going to go for the complete guilt trip? I’d break out crying and raving about how everything was JUST falling apart completely, but THIS will save me!
Yeah number 4 is a classic:D