Don’t worry everyone; the oil spill is not going to harm anyone or anything, because it is natural, says Rush Limbaugh. While those panicky environmentalists are running around like chickens with their heads cut off, a cool headed Limbaugh took the time to look at the situation logically. “The ocean will take care of this ... Read More

As is the traditional approach to most problems for the U.S., the oil spill caused by the explosion of the oil rig in the Gulf of Mexico will be dealt with through firepower. “Well, we are basically going to use the same strategy that we used in Iraq. Shock and Awe is the name of ... Read More

Most of us hardly ever think about our impact on the planet during our day-to-day lives. We may recycle sporadically, or consider buying a hybrid car; however, eventually we go about your lives. Most of us spend the majority of our time thinking about the planet, and how we can change our habits to better ... Read More

In a stunning discovery, zoologists have found a new species of mammal. The new mammal, which has been dubbed ‘sochi’ (after the person who discovered it, Dr. Socha Hox), is a small primate about the size of a ring-tailed lemur. Some are already calling it the missing link, a label that Dr. Hox strongly denounces… ... Read More

It seems that no living being is immune to swine flu. It has been reported that a cat in Iowa has been tested positive for the H1N1 virus. This obviously is a foreshadowing of the end of times. This disease discriminates not. Whether you are man or beast, you are in danger of contracting this ... Read More