Oil Spill to Be Bombed Clean
As is the traditional approach to most problems for the U.S., the oil spill caused by the explosion of the oil rig in the Gulf of Mexico will be dealt with through firepower.
“Well, we are basically going to use the same strategy that we used in Iraq. Shock and Awe is the name of the game. The oil spill is never going to see this coming.” said a military spokesperson.
No oil platform will ever dare explode again.
Back from whence yee came demon oil! The initial shock and awe campaign won’t be enough I’m afraid. We need to stay the course and wage WAR on dinosaurs.
Hahaha, this comment just made my day.
Send those SWAT teams! Blow up those rigs! Wait… isn’t that what caused the problem in the first place? Sorry, never mind.
Better known by the acronym KIBBS, Kill It by Burning, Bombing, Shooting.
Drill Baby Drill… we need more oil on every shore line!!!!
Jesus riggin’ keerist, now even the earl is trying to get into the country illegally.
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