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The Elegance of an Authoritarian Government

Written by The Sarcasmist on September 1, 2010 - Comments (6)

Some villagers in Eastern China are being forced to change their last names because the names are written with characters so rare that they cannot be typed. The residents had no problem when identity cards, driving licenses and other documents could be handwritten, but now they have to be printed using computers, and their name ... Read More

Hot Cup of Coffee Causes Emergency Landing

Written by The Sarcasmist on September 1, 2010 - Comments (1)

A British airplane was forced to make an emergency landing in Germany on its way to Poland. Why? Because a passenger spilled a hot cup of coffee on herself. After the emergency landing the woman was treated for scalding and released where she continued her trip on a train. Expect news about a train derailment ... Read More

Doctor Plays Santa and Dies

Written by The Sarcasmist on September 1, 2010 - Comments (4)

Police have recovered the decomposing body of a doctor who tried to force her way into her boyfriend’s house through the chimney and got stuck. Internist Jacquelyn Kotarac, 49, had been reported missing on Thursday, Bakersfield, California, police said in a statement Tuesday. Her body was found lodged in the fireplace flue on Saturday. (CNN) ... Read More

Dating Dilemma

Written by The Sarcasmist on August 31, 2010 - Comments (11)

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Fret Not, Nepotism Is Alive and Well

Written by The Sarcasmist on August 31, 2010 - Comments (1)

Representative Eddie Bernice Johnson has been caught giving charitable scholarships, associated with the Congressional Black Caucus, to family and the relatives of an aid. Todd Gillman, The Dallas Morning News’ Washington bureau chief, told “AC 360″ that new documents show Johnson awarded scholarship money to her grandsons, David and Kirk Johnson, as well as the ... Read More