Leave it to the Japanese to be oddly innovative. As you may know, Japanese sumo wrestlers are huge (hugely fat that is), and consequently so are their fingers. This is nothing to laugh at, because their fat fingers were keeping them from being able to use a regular cell phone, preventing them from being able ... Read More

General James Conway has revealed that the overwhelming majority of Marines are opposed to sharing sleeping quarters with openly gay service-members. “We sometimes ask Marines what is their preference and I can tell you that an overwhelming majority would like not to be roomed with a person that is openly homosexual,” Conway, who is retiring ... Read More

‘The Situation’ is a familiar name to anyone who spends even a few minutes a day watching educational television. And he seems to be doing OK for himself, despite all the ridicule he suffers. Even though most people are eking out a living during this tough economy, The Situation is set to make about $5 ... Read More

Over the weekend there were protests held across the country demanding gender equality. This time, however, the demands were about the double-standard that sets apart men’s and women’s breasts. As everyone knows, it is against the law for women to go topless in public; however, the same is not true for men. So a group ... Read More

It is no secret that the mosque  to be built in the vicinity of Ground Zero, in New York City, has riled up the passions of many Americans. But who would have guessed that it would cause a disagreement between fathers and sons? Rep. Ron Paul (R-TX) is out with a strong new statement going ... Read More