5 Random Sarcastic TV Show Quotes
Leonard: You convinced me. Maybe tonight we should sneak in and shampoo her carpet.
Sheldon: You don’t think that crosses the line?
Leonard: Yes… For God’s sake, Sheldon, do I have to… hold up a sarcasm sign every time I open my mouth?
Sheldon: You have a sarcasm sign?
-The Big Bang Theory
Wolowitz: Sex is never the way I dreamed it was going to be.
Raj: Because in your dreams, you’re a horse from the waist down.
-The Big Bang Theory
“Are you being sarcastic? Cause us Canadians have a hard time recognizing it since we don’t have a large Jewish population.”
-30Rock
Dr. Wilson: That smugness of yours really is an attractive quality.
Dr. Gregory House: Thank you. It was either that or get my hair highlighted. Smugness is easier to maintain.
-House M.D.
“I’m not so good with the advice… Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?”
-Friends
Lame. And I’m not being sarcastic. Oh the humanity.
Sarcasm makes me horny
Absolutely LOVE The Big Bang Theory and the Friends quote by Chandler, although for full effct it should finish with “…in a sarcastic comment? Some cheese?” :)
House-King of Sarcasm sometimes I even think he’s sarcastic about being sarcastic
:)
I love House……….. I wanna make his babies!
the sarcasm from house m.d is always beautifully funny, the friends one gets a thumbs up too.
the ones from the big bang theory are problem my favorites out of them all but overall, they weren’t funny enough to get my facial expression to change at all.