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Top 10 Archie Bunker Quotes

Written by The Sarcasmist on May 3, 2010 - Comments (9)

Archie Bunker

In no particular order…

“The only thing that holds a marriage together is the husband being big enough to step back and see where the wife is wrong.”

“Listen Edith, I know you’re singing, you know you’re singing, but the neighbors may think I’m torturing you.”

“There’s nothing wrong with revenge – it’s the best way to get even!”

“Entertainment is a thing of the past, today we’ve got television.”

“It ain’t supposed to make sense; it’s faith. Faith is something that you believe that nobody in his right mind would believe.”

“Was Uncle Oscar’s death very untimely, you ask? Well, it was near lunch.”

“Sticks and stones may break my bones, but you are one dumb Pollack.”

“No, I’ve already had one attempted robbery today.” (in response to Edith suggesting she take him to the doctor).

“Why don’t you go to sleep and dream about the tragedy that is your life.”

“Would you feel better if they were pushed outta windows?” (in response to the statistic that 85% of murders are committed by handguns)


  1. EldonPittman

    Archie was REAL!!!

  2. the apprentice

    i would prefer they were pushed ‘outta windows’ actually. would save some cleaning up.

  3. Save some cleaning up? What about the splat on the sidewalk?

  4. “U.S. history….that’s part of your whole American heresy.”
    thanks for the giggles :D

  5. Loved Archie!

  6. Sarcasmist, are you a girl?

  7. na i think its a guy. a girl wud probably put too much opinion rather than sarcasm.

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