The Simpsons Quotes – Top 10 Sarcastic The Simpsons Quotes
The Simpsons
10. “Goodness, I had no idea! For you see, I have been on Mars for the last decade, in a cave, with my eyes shut and my fingers in my ears.” (In response to Sideshow Bob: You know, I used to have a problem with killing people.) –Cecil Terwilliger
9. “Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand.” –Homer Simpson
8. “A sarcasm detector, that’s a real useful invention.” (Sarcasm detector explodes) –Comic Book Guy
7. “But I’m a public servant. I can’t use my judgment.” –Superintendant Chalmers
6. “Family, religion, friends… these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.” –Mr. Burns
5. “I’m proud of you, Mom. You’re like Christopher Columbus. You discovered something millions of people knew about before you.” –Lisa Simpson
4. “No, I get my news from the internet, like a normal person under seventy. Farewell, dinosaur.” (In response to Kent Brockman when asked if he saw the six o’clock news) –Comic Book Guy
3. “Oh no! Now who will sell oranges on the off-ramp?” (In response to Lisa saying that Bart is throwing away his future). –Homer Simpson
2. “Attempted murder? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel prize for attempted chemistry? Do they?” -Sideshow Bob
1. “Owww look at me Marge, I’m making people Happy! I’m the magical man, from Happy Land, who lives in a gumdrop house on Lolly Pop Lane!!!!…… By the way I was being sarcastic…” –Homer Simpsons
Simply cool.
They missed the best one! There was an episode where Homer was at the DMV and Marge asked him to be nicer to her sisters. Homer’s respons: “Oh yes Marge, I think I’ll be nice to your sisters, and then I think I’ll hug some snakes! Yes! I WILL HUG AND KISS SOME POISONOUS SNAKES! Now that’s sarcasm.”
These are awesome but you missed the best one
OK Marge, then I’ll hug snakes, I will hug and kiss POISONOUS snakes!” ..”Now THAT’S sarcasm
=D
just a hunch, but im getting the vibe that you’re completely oblivious to the post before yours? Hmm..
See this? This is a snagglepuss, drawn by Hig Hiesler, it is worth something. This… is an arm, drawn by nobody. It is worth nothing. -CBG
That’s not sarcasm.
Marges response to #1:
“Well … DUH”
…after being introduced to the twins ,barney says hi and is maced in the eye…could this be classified as pro-active,pre-emtive,physical sarcasm?