Top 10 Sarcastic Quotes by the Sarcasm Society
In no particular order, just to annoy some of you.
- “I thank God that you are unique!”
- “You can be whatever you want; however, in your case you should probably aim low.”
- “It’s always nice to see you, from far away.”
- “Parting is such sweet sorrow, knowing that I am going to have to see you again tomorrow.”
- “I hate watching you go. You block everything in view.”
- “Here is a pair of scissors. Run!”
- “Your opinions mean as much to me as my facts mean to you.”
- “Oh, you are an ‘artist’. I thought you were just deranged.”
- “You make my life feel longer than necessary.”
- “The problem with common sense is that most people are morons.”
- “They worship the ground that he walks away from.”
Feel free to not attribute these quotes to the Sarcasm Society as you copy and paste them as your own.
Don’t forget to check the large collection of sarcastic quotes on the Sarcasm Society website.
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it did not annoy me. it made my day when i pictured me saying these lines to someone i know
Over and over again! I am with you on this one!
Neeeeh! I’ve seen some of these already!
They wouldn’t have been the top 10 if no one had heard them before.
What if I wanna attribute them to Friedrich Nietzsche?
That’s as high you can count “10″?
“I worship the quicksand he walks on.”
Hey, my wife uses that particular twist of that quote on me! :) And here I thought she was unique.
pretty in a way……………far away
300,000 sperm and thats the one that gets through…
lol..I heard that on CSI: NY
I’m all for recycling the same old rubbish round and round ad nauseum….
You should be on the stage…….
there’s one leaving in an hour.
How many times do I have to flush before you go away?
at the risk of being unoriginal, i fully believe that i am going to steal that from you Mark.