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Less Idiot with My Latte Please
Apparently laws of physics no longer apply at Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf. This morning I was asked whether I wanted my medium latte in a small cup. I was stunned and happy at the same time. I had no idea Coffee Bean was allocating enough resources into research and development where they could figure [...]
I Often Wonder How It Feels Like To Be Right
I often wonder how it feels to be right all the time, know about everything, and lecture everyone every chance I got. It would be such a tremendously fulfilling life to pick on every inconsistency that doesn’t match up with my own reality or my misinformed mind. How wonderful it would be to complain about [...]
Healthcare Bill To Provide Everyone Coverage (By Force!)
So it turns out that the new healthcare bill that all the Democrats are touting as the greatest thing since sliced bread, will force individuals to buy health insurance or pay a penalty. What a terrible thing for insurance companies. ‘Oh the poor insurance companies’ cry the Republicans. The worry was that private companies would [...]
Plain Bagel Please…
I never knew that getting a bagel could make me want to go on a rampage.
After a nice workout and on my way to work, I stopped at a Coffee Bean (not Starbucks this time). As I stepped out of the car the cool morning air greeted me, and I felt good about the day. [...]
The Sarcasmist!
Who could have guessed that Jack Daniel’s and Jim Beam wouldn’t work out as sponsors of NASCAR? After five years of encouraging NASCAR fans to drive drunkenly in circles at 150 mph (because they weren’t doing that already), JD and JB have decided to reevaluate their spending. We look forward to their future marketing partnerships [...]
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