One of the most repeated headlines of the day is about the new milestone reached by Facebook; namely that it now has over 500 million active members. Reading this, a terrible realization dawned on me—with only about one million fans, the Sarcasm Society is ‘liked’ by only 0.2% of the Facebook user-base. Does this mean ... Read More

British Petroleum (BP)—that’s right it didn’t always used to be ‘Beyond Petroleum’—and its partners keep failing to shut down the flow of crude oil into the Gulf of Mexico. Every week we get a new solution which fails miserably. Not to mention the show they put on at the hearing at the Congress, where they ... Read More

This was a hard decision to make, but after watching the majority of fans miss the sarcasm in many of my posts, I have decided to throw in the proverbial towel. Those of you who got my humor will always have a little place in my heart—all the way in the back, where I have ... Read More

Apparently laws of physics no longer apply at Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf. This morning I was asked whether I wanted my medium latte in a small cup. I was stunned and happy at the same time. I had no idea Coffee Bean was allocating enough resources into research and development where they could figure ... Read More

I often wonder how it feels to be right all the time, know about everything, and lecture everyone every chance I got. It would be such a tremendously fulfilling life to pick on every inconsistency that doesn’t match up with my own reality or my misinformed mind. How wonderful it would be to complain about ... Read More