I Often Wonder How It Feels Like To Be Right
I often wonder how it feels to be right all the time, know about everything, and lecture everyone every chance I got. It would be such a tremendously fulfilling life to pick on every inconsistency that doesn’t match up with my own reality or my misinformed mind. How wonderful it would be to complain about someone else’s initiative and work when I have no work of my own to show? How delightful would it be to spend my days commenting and criticizing on strangers’ doings? How fulfilling would it be to know that I am indeed the best at everything, and that my opinion matters more than anyone else?
I wish for such a day. I wish to be one of the millions who occupy that unique place in the social Internet.
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All you need is to state your opinion as fact. That way, not only are you impervious to other opinions (which are obviously the incoherent drizzle of the masses) you can feel as though you just slapped the rest of the world in the face with your blinding burst of insight.
haha, definitely great post… It happens a lot here in Mexico, i’m sure as well on other places. All mayor newspapers, video-sites, and such are plagued with people who ‘know the whole truth’. If you agree, that proves their point, and if you don’t agree, it proves it also… kind of frustrating…
Well, seeing as you wrote this rant, assuming people would want to read it – i’d say you’re already there!
kisses
note the name of the website and this definition…
sar⋅casm [sahr-kaz-uhm] Show IPA
–noun
1. harsh or bitter derision or irony.
2. a sharply ironical taunt; sneering or cutting remark: a review full of sarcasms.
Oh bravo ‘i call illiteracy’, ANOTHER dictionary definition of sarcasm. How original.
Sarcastic enough for you?
By the way, i fail to see any sarcasm within the post in question, but meh.
Likely the reason you aren’t seeing the sarcasm in the post is because it isn’t correctly defined. Here, I’ll clear up any confusion you might be having:
sar⋅casm [sahr-kaz-uhm] Show IPA
–noun
1. Clearly delineated and laid out irony; as a matter of fact, the sarcasm itself must be outlined with such highlights as bolding, underlining, or other flashy effects of such nature that any dolt can find them.
2. In such event that an entire post may be sarcastic, satirical, or ironic, a headline, title, or website devoted entirely to the aforementioned literary terms must be formed.
You mean you wanna be a Democratic Liberal?
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha. thats funny.
awesome =)
soooooooo right i hate those idiots all over youtube commenting on other people’s comments and claiming this and that with their wikipedia copypastes uggh -__-
All you need to do to accomplish that goal is become middle management! They are pretty much all like that in my (factual) opinion!
So you want to be a woman? :p
become a critic…
Nice one guys. Keep the good ones coming :D
Well, I can tell you, it’s not all it’s cracked up to be. In fact, it’s exhausting having to be right all of the time. But, it has it’s advantages, to be sure, though I guess you’ll never know.
Don’t worry your little head. Those of us with the perfect gene will continue to procreate so that eventually you idiots will be choked out by the crush of perfect humanity. Until then, just keep following the rules we’ve established for our own safety and amusement and you’ll be fine.
Miss A.
I don’t know, perfection comes pretty easy to me.