’)Who could have guessed that Jack Daniel’s and Jim Beam wouldn’t work out as sponsors of NASCAR? After five years of encouraging NASCAR fans to drive drunkenly in circles at 150 mph (because they weren’t doing that already), JD and JB have decided to reevaluate their spending. We look forward to their future marketing partnerships with the Fromm straight razor company and the U.S. Armed Forces’ DEFCON levels.
Now that we’ve got that out of our system… Welcome to The Sarcasmist, the new Sarcasm Society blog. Why are we doing this, you ask? Because we’re humanitarians. Because St. Francis of Assisi never had a blog, and someone needs to ensure that his legacy lives on (besides the Roman Catholic Church). Because dolphin rescue was getting boring, and the dolphins would never say “thank you.” Because people are stupid.
Sarcasm is our modus operandi (that’s Latin for “coping mechanism”), but we also enjoy other types of humor, including irony, banter, satire, and cynicism. Sarcasm is supreme, but humor in all its forms will be employed in this blog for the sake of your entertainment, our critics’ derision, and our own catharsis.
Blog comments are welcome and will be ridiculed immediately by your fellow humanists. And really, please enlighten us with your thoughts. We would love to hear what you think.
I will add your RSS feed to my site immediately. I shall never be without hilarity and ridicule again!
Yeah. This is useful, alright…
Sarcasm IS a form of irony… :p
A+ on the first article
Oh. This is just *great*.
If I knew how to add your RSS feed to my site, I would also do so immediately . . .
Finally, a place where ridicule is COMPLETELY acceptable!
Bloody brilliant. Blogging sucked until this happened.
Excellent! Great to see you have a blog now! I’ll check here regularly for updates!
*chuckles* I can not wait for further wonderful wit.
Whether I simply find this blog amusing or it helps me hone my talent for making people die a little inside, I’m sure it shall be well worth reading.
Yet, remember; it isn’t sporting to enter a battle of wits against an unarmed opponent. Where’s the fun in that?
It’s good practice and helps you build confidence until you’ve fully developed your wit.