God Is a Procrastinator
"Honey...later. I am watching The Big Bang Theory." (In response to Mrs. God when she commented, "You've put the Revelation off long enough.")
The latest theo-scientific discussions around religion and the existence of God have produced fascinating results. The theory being proffered is that God is a procrastinator and keeps putting off revealing himself to mankind.
Though this new theory has gained popularity among a minor group, it has ruffled the feathers of both believers and atheists alike. The believers are enraged at the suggestion that God is less than perfect, and the atheists are afraid that there is a finally an argument they can’t win against when voicing their beliefs.
This issue has been recognized by World leaders as one of the most important topics of our time. Consequently, there is a meeting of intellectuals, scientist and World leaders being organized for next year, to be held in Copenhagen. The meeting is meant to resolve once-and-for-all the question of God and his existence. It has been decided that the final outcome of this meeting will be in the form of a non-binding agreement among all nations.
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About time! 2012 is coming fast and as it will be the end of mankind it would be nice to know if God exists before the fateful day is at hand and if I should get down on my knees and freakin’ PRAY. Thanks be it is being held in Copenhagen as everything that needs to be resolved for all beings betterment continually gets resolved there.
the fact that you want to know if a ‘christian’ god exists before the end of the world in ’2012′ doesnt quite add up. The 2012 theory came from the mayan civilisation, who worshipped nature, so even if their ‘prediction@ was true it would have nothing to do with christianity! Also that theory only came from the fact that mayans are well know for, at the time, their advanced mathematics. Because they were so advanced with their mathematics a theory came about claiming the end of the world will tie in with the end of their calendar.. 2012! Not only could it be possible that maybe they just didnt get around to finishing it, or could not foresee past that point, but mayan maths has been proved wrong.. So to sum that all up, all religion can suck my balls because it all fantasy anyway ;P
It all makes sense now… except for that you forgot God’s Final Message to his Creation.
*head asplodes*
And what about the sex of the angels??? those are really important things to discuse!!!! Global Warming, economical dependence of oil, world war and hungry in the planet are nonsenses!!! Better concentrate our mind in this important things!
”i love god, hes so deliciously evil”
…………………………..Stewie Griffin
>:)