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Hasidic newspaper erases Clinton and tiny woman in the background from picture

Written by The Sarcasmist on May 10, 2011 - Comments (10)

A Hasidic newspaper has taken action against the raw sexual passion that Hillary Clinton arouses, by removing her from the photograph of the national security team as they watched the Osama Bin Laden raid unfold.

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The editors of Der Tzitung have since apologized to the White House for the photo alteration, and released a public comment to help clarify their position. The comment in part said:

“In accord with our religious beliefs, we do not publish photos of women, which in no way relegates them to a lower status… Because of laws of modesty, we are not allowed to publish pictures of women, and we regret if this gives an impression of disparaging to women, which is certainly never our intention. We apologize if this was seen as offensive.”

Even though the editors were following the normal protocol of not intentionally publishing any images of a woman, which could end up sexually arousing someone, they seem to have missed another very obvious problem. What about their gay readership who must have been overcome with sexual arousal while looking at a room full of some of the most powerful men in America.

Comments

  1. sourkroutamen

    If she becomes President, I’d get a boner everyday just reading the paper.

  2. US heroes erase unarmed old man in his bedroom in the middle of the night.

    • Nice one!!

    • Lazy people sitting at home criticising the past, rather than proactively engaging with the world in the present and future, have nothing more recognizable or notable to contribute to this world in their lifetime than a dog’s fart.

    • US Heroes erase unarmed terrorist responsible for the murders of countless innocents around the world. Ever been to Bent? Get there.

    • I would ask JDNappers for proof of OBL’s responsibility for the deaths of thousands, I would ask how an unlawful killing is a good result for a state that preaches justice, I would ask if there aren’t a few state terrorists alive today who take pride in being responsible for shedding the blood of both fellow countrymen and people of other nations.
      I would ask all those things and others, but I’m too afraid that the hypocrisy demonstrated by the answers will ensue in something greater than hilarity on my end -possibly even death.

  3. nightingale801

    Yes, but if you think about it, they only get to see a woman like that when they are married and about to*finally* get naked so 1+1= in this case is 2 or if they have arrested enough voyerists*that perhaps got caught with one hand busy while falling from a tree close to a window or other spicy stories that somehow “excuse” that decision. . . . and about the gay men. Do they exist? Really? :D Forget that you asked the question.

  4. That’s ridiculous – then why don’t they just block out the women, instead of editing the image to try to make it look like the women weren’t even there?

  5. What a STUPID conspiracy theory…Everybody knows that the imnages of Hillary were photoshopped INTO the original photo…She was in Haiti with Bill…helping the children…SHEESH!…You guys are such suckers!

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