Pack up, the end of the World is tomorrow.
It’s that time of the decade (there really aren’t consistent intervals, but you get the idea) when people in tune with the cosmic secrets of religion tell the rest of us how the end of the World is nigh. This time it’s Harold Camping who once again (he predicted a similar event in 1994) is letting us know that the second coming of Christ is upon us (for the second time since 1994–that was apparently a false alarm). And the date on which the end of the World will commence is said to be May 21st, 2011. That’s right, tomorrow.
The prediction states that the second coming will be accompanied by a massive earthquake 6:00 p.m.-ish. The whole world will be shaking so don’t think you can just fly to some remote place and be saved. But I guess if you are in an airplane when the event happens you’ll be spared a shake.
So, I guess this will be my last post, which I am sure is a relief for those of you who hate what I write but have no choice but to come back day-after-day and read my blog entries. Finally you’ll be free of my satanic hold on you.