It can ruin friendships

Written by The Sarcasmist on February 8, 2012 - Comments (4)

If you ever want to see what someone acts when they lie, show them a picture of your newborn.

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Further Enlightenment

• Cartoon Violence
• I need to know your political affiliation to decide if I like you
• Undiscovered Talent
• It takes at least two weeks
• The atheist and the believer

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Comments

1. nightingale801

   February 8, 2012 at 3:45 pm | ∞

   

   It’s funny for so many reasons that I don’t have to pick one! :D hehe
2. UhReally?

   February 8, 2012 at 6:39 pm | ∞

   

   Really? Funny left the room hours ago. Who knows what this is.
   • Superjenny

     February 8, 2012 at 8:18 pm | ∞

     

     Have you ever seen a really ugly baby and been forced to lie and say “Oh, he’s so cute! I’m sure he’ll be a heart-breaker when he grows up!”

     Not a comfortable position.
   • Statis-dicks

     February 9, 2012 at 3:07 am | ∞

     

     No, an uncomfortable position is trying to sit cross-legged on a freezing wall for three hours without moving. Or having sex backwards.