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Starving Children

Written by The Sarcasmist on July 29, 2010 - Comments (15)

Sarcastic Sinews No. 10

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  1. nightingale801

    Haha:DDD

  2. Better response would be, “So why should I stuff myself with food I don’t want, when obviously someone else needs it?”

  3. OMG! This reminds me so much of my grandmother!

    “Finish your food” “But I’m full” “Well what about the straving negro children in Africa? They’d be happy to have your food and there wouldn’t be any complaining!”

    And at bedtime she always asked me if I’d rather sleep outside on the compost pile or in here on the pull out sofa. Followed by: “See how good you have it?!”

    • With a haybarn, a stable, and a big back yard at hand, I’m still not sure why the compost pile would have been my first choice, but I knew better than to question grandma’s logic. ;-)

    • b-but isn’t forcing people to eat even when they’re full unhealthy? :|

    • Sure it is. But my grandmother raised children during WWII, in Austria, so wasting food is not something she believed in. Period.

  4. My best friend retaliated to the same statement saying, “Even starving children wouldn’t eat this$#!~”

  5. Sounds like something my kid would say.

  6. I never knew our parents were McDonald’s advocates. Trying to make us fat! Hah I don’t think so! Looks around, shit it is working.

  7. I reject your premise that starving children exist. Therefore, I will not eat this until you can bring one to this table in order to prove your theory.