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UFO Sightings on the Decline

In a new study released by a group of scientists and philosophers discusses the noticeable drop in UFO sightings over the past decade. The paper brings up very interesting questions about the reason an advanced civilization would stop, or at least reduce, visits to a relatively primitive planet like the Earth.
The main contention of the [...]

iPed – The Revolutionary Human Transport System From Apple

What most detractors and Apple haters are calling a bicycle is in fact the most revolutionary offering since the iPad. The iPed is Apples first foray into the ‘green’ market, and Steve Jobs has yet again been able to lead the development of a product that is going to be as ubiquitous as the mobile [...]

God Is a Procrastinator

The latest theo-scientific discussions around religion and the existence of God have produced fascinating results. The theory being proffered is that God is a procrastinator and keeps putting off revealing himself to mankind.
Though this new theory has gained popularity among a minor group, it has ruffled the feathers of both believers and atheists alike. The [...]

Large Hadron Gives Scientists Large Hard-on

In an unexpected turn of events, the successful power-up of the Large Hadron Collider has made it something more than just a toy that is designed to unlock the mysteries of the Universe. The proton beams generated by the Collider have a very surprising effect. All the scientists working on the Collider as it powered [...]

Cold Tolerance Study Yields No Useful Information

In today’s backward World, our scientists need to spend more time on important issues that can truly impact human life and change it for the better. As a species, we owe it to ourselves to not be stingy when it comes to investing in our very survival. So it is commendable to see that scientists [...]