Large Hadron Gives Scientists Large Hard-on
In an unexpected turn of events, the successful power-up of the Large Hadron Collider has made it something more than just a toy that is designed to unlock the mysteries of the Universe. The proton beams generated by the Collider have a very surprising effect. All the scientists working on the Collider as it powered up had massive hard-ons. At first, this was thought to be just because of the excitement generated by the successful launch of the Large Hadron Collider. But that idea was soon dismissed when everyone involved lost his erection seconds after the Collider was powered down.
As scientists are wont to do, they quickly regrouped and tested the unexpected side-effect by powering up the Collider again and lo and behold, their hard-ons were back.
The Hadron Collider is being dubbed the ‘Viagra Killer’ (a la ‘iPhone killer’ and ‘Google killer’).
The original goal (the discovery of the Higgs boson particle) has been scrapped and the European scientists responsible for building the Collider are now said to be working on a pocket-sized prototype which will hopefully come to market by Christmas 2011.
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If this was actually true, that would be sooooooooooooo funny and typical! Everything men do just seems to be about penis’. LOL!
Yeah… and?
C’est vrai vrai vrai! :P
Uhhh… Noo… We also like big hooters……
It would probably be able to fund the original project for the next hundred years…
Brings up the new pickup line ” Hey baby wanna see the god particle ;)”
LOL, imagine the pranks, imagine the awkward situations people could create with one of these!!!!
Kind of reminds me of the beginnings of the Improbability Drive with it’s ability to shift all the molecules in a party host’s undergarments simultaneously to the left. Of course we know what happened to the undergraduate who unlocked that mystery. He was summarily killed by the professors. Not because some punk figured out their doo-dad, but more because they don’t ever get invited to those kinds of parties.
What a Christmas present for the “unable to perform!” – however i think a pocket size version could cause some interesting problems – especially if combied with your phone – Erectile ringtones would be a social no no i think.
True. And what if instead of butt-dialing someone, you hit the button that turned on the hadron thingy? Yes, HADRON, thingy.
That’d be hilarious. xD
Viagra’s gotta be a lot cheaper…
I bet the writer of theis was dyslexic. . . . think about it . . .
Ahhh the Hardon Provider in search of the Higgs Bosom Part
Of course, the problem now is that I see “hardon” every time I read the word “hadron.”
Is that a hadron in your pocket or are you just happy to…..LOLOLOL