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9-year-old accidentally shoots instructor in the head

Written by The Sarcasmist on August 28, 2014 | Comments

Wonder what kind of gift to get your 9-year-old child? Why not a lesson in how to shoot with an Uzi machine gun? That’s what a 9-year-old girl got when vacationing in Arizona (people do that?). It was fun and exciting until she accidentally shot her instructor in the head. Police say that the instructor ... Read More

There is a group called Obesity Action Coalition

Written by The Sarcasmist on August 27, 2014 | Comments (1)

Every group needs champions to further its cause(s), and fat people causes are being championed by the Obesity Action Coalition. The mission of the OAC as stated on its website is: “[…] to elevate and empower those affected by obesity through education, advocacy and support.” Based on this one would think that the OAC is ... Read More

Having a big wedding improves your chances of having a high-quality marriage

Written by The Sarcasmist on August 20, 2014 | Comments

University of Denver psychology researchers have concluded that having a big formal wedding ceremony increases the chances of having a high-quality marriage. In response to this finding the researchers wrote that… “There is some reason to believe that having more witnesses at a wedding may actually strengthen marital quality.” So there you have it, peer ... Read More

The plight of Ferguson, Missouri

Written by The Sarcasmist on August 20, 2014 | Comments

So I suppose it is time to talk about Ferguson, Missouri. As many of you surely know, for several nights residents of Ferguson have been participating in demonstrations in support of the family of a young man who was fatally shot by Ferguson police. The demonstrators are demanding swift action by city officials to file ... Read More

Sex with corpses leaves perpetrator open to stiff punishment

Written by The Sarcasmist on August 18, 2014 | Comments

If you are of the mind that all your troubles will be over once you are dead, think again. A night shift worker in the Hamilton County Ohio morgue has sex with up to 100 corpses over a period of sixteen years. Kenneth Douglas admitted to these acts during a deposition, saying that he engaged ... Read More

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