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Obama Appearance on The View Reveals Shocking Information

Written by The Sarcasmist on July 29, 2010 - Comments (8)

President Obama is not interested in racial labels, but is more interested in people treating each other with respect and as equals. This was one of the unexpected revelations during his appearance on The View. “I’m less interested in how we label ourselves, I’m more interested in how we treat each other. And if we’re ... Read More

Food Sanitation at Sporting Venues Not as Great as Once Thought

Written by The Sarcasmist on July 26, 2010 - Comments (2)

A recent ESPN report has revealed that at least some of the concession food at sporting events is prepared under unhealthy conditions. Health inspectors found rodent droppings, improper hand-washing, bacterial growth, poor refrigeration, expired meat and the presence of toxic material — and those were just the “critical violations.” More than half of the vendors ... Read More

Lesson – Don’t Let Your Message be Overshadowed by Fascist Imagery

Written by The Sarcasmist on July 14, 2010 - Comments (14)

A billboard funded by a local Iowa Tea Party activist group was removed today, after it had angered many in the local community, including other Tea Party activists. The billboard showed Obama flanked by Hitler and Lenin and read, “Radical leaders prey on the fearful & naive.” A spokesperson for the 200-person group that organised ... Read More

Bristol & Levi to be Wed

Written by The Sarcasmist on July 14, 2010 - Comments (5)

That’s right folks, Us Weekly has scooped every other respectable publication in confirming that Bristol and Levi are now engaged, which would presumably lead to a presidential run by Sarah Palin. I am sorry, I mean, it would lead to marriage for the two lovebirds. “We got engaged two weeks ago,” Bristol, 19, tells Us ... Read More

Study – Lower Marijuana Prices Expected if Legalized

Written by The Sarcasmist on July 8, 2010 - Comments (14)

The RAND Drug Policy Research Center has conducted an invaluable study which has determined that if the recreational use of marijuana is legalized the prices will plummet. “Right now, when individuals purchase drugs, they are paying for the drug dealer taking risks of being arrested,” said Beau Kilmer, the center’s co-director and the report’s lead ... Read More