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High school teacher threatens failing grade to student trying to break up with her

Written by The Sarcasmist on July 18, 2014 | Comments (1)

Danielle Watkins, an English teacher in Connecticut, is accused of giving marijuana to some of her students, and having a sexual relationship with one of her 18-year-old students. She threatened to give him a failing grade when he tried to break things off. Watkins, 32, is alleged, according to the police, to have had a ... Read More

The KKK uses candy to lure new recruits

Written by The Sarcasmist on July 16, 2014 | Comments (1)

The Ku Klux Klan left bags of sweets and flyers at the doorsteps of residents in a South Carolina subdivision this past Sunday. The flyer read, “SAVE OUR LAND, JOIN THE KLAN”. The outreach was in preparation for the thrice-yearly national night ride. Every group, hatemongers or otherwise, is always trying new ways of finding ... Read More

The swastika reborn

Written by The Sarcasmist on July 14, 2014 | Comments

A group called the International Raelian Movement is working to resurrect the swastika as a symbol of good, instead of the negative connotations it has taken on since its use by the Nazis. To help accomplish this, they flew a banner above Coney Island beaches over this past weekend as part of their yearly effort ... Read More

Police say prostitute was ‘ice cold’ in Google murder case

Written by The Sarcasmist on July 11, 2014 | Comments (1)

As you may have heard, Santa Cruz police have arrested, what they are calling a high-priced escort (I’d hate to see what the low-priced ones look like), Alix Tichelman, who is charged with injecting a dose of heroin to Forrest Hayes, which ended up killing him. Hayes, a former Google engineer, husband, and father of ... Read More

Man buys legal marijuana in Washington State and gets fired

Written by The Sarcasmist on July 10, 2014 | Comments

It is a terrible tragedy when people can get fired for doing something that is legal. That is what happened to Mike Boyer, who was the first person—after waiting 20 hours in line—to buy 4 grams of marijuana in Spokane, Washington. He proudly showed off his purchase to television news crews as he stepped away ... Read More

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