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Rush Limbaugh upset about the lost art of seduction

Written by The Sarcasmist on September 16, 2014 | Comments

Ohio State University has recently published their new definition of sexual consent, and that seems to have really upset Limbaugh. In his view, all these rules make the entire process of romance a legal agreement. “[It] takes the romance out of everything,” said Limbaugh. “Seduction used to be an art. Now, of course, it’s prudish, ... Read More

Leave LeSean McCoy alone!

Written by The Sarcasmist on September 10, 2014 | Comments

Football players seem to be getting harassed no matter what they do nowadays. LeSean McCoy tried to have a nice meal with his friends and now is being called rude and cheap for leaving a $0.20 tip on a $61.56 check. As soon as they sat down, they were pretty rude. I asked some questions, ... Read More

9-year-old accidentally shoots instructor in the head

Written by The Sarcasmist on August 28, 2014 | Comments

Wonder what kind of gift to get your 9-year-old child? Why not a lesson in how to shoot with an Uzi machine gun? That’s what a 9-year-old girl got when vacationing in Arizona (people do that?). It was fun and exciting until she accidentally shot her instructor in the head. Police say that the instructor ... Read More

There is a group called Obesity Action Coalition

Written by The Sarcasmist on August 27, 2014 | Comments (11)

Every group needs champions to further its cause(s), and fat people causes are being championed by the Obesity Action Coalition. The mission of the OAC as stated on its website is: “[…] to elevate and empower those affected by obesity through education, advocacy and support.” Based on this one would think that the OAC is ... Read More

Having a big wedding improves your chances of having a high-quality marriage

Written by The Sarcasmist on August 20, 2014 | Comments

University of Denver psychology researchers have concluded that having a big formal wedding ceremony increases the chances of having a high-quality marriage. In response to this finding the researchers wrote that… “There is some reason to believe that having more witnesses at a wedding may actually strengthen marital quality.” So there you have it, peer ... Read More

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