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Apple CEO is proud to be gay and I am proud to be sarcastic

Written by The Sarcasmist on October 30, 2014 | Comments

Apple CEO, Tim Cook, revealed in an editorial in Bloomberg Businessweek that he is gay, and proud. “I’ve come to realize that my desire for personal privacy has been holding me back from doing something more important. That’s what has led me to today. While I have never denied my sexuality, I haven’t publicly acknowledged ... Read More

Police puppy gets wrong sized bulletproof vest from Boston non-profit

Written by The Sarcasmist on October 28, 2014 | Comments

A Massachusetts non-profit called Massachusetts Vest-A-Dog posted an image on reddit which is responsible for almost breaking the Internet. People love cute, and this nefarious non-profit has used the cuteness of a little German Shepherd puppy to get attention, and reddit and the rest of the Internet fell for it hook, line, and sinker. The ... Read More

Rush Limbaugh upset about the lost art of seduction

Written by The Sarcasmist on September 16, 2014 | Comments

Ohio State University has recently published their new definition of sexual consent, and that seems to have really upset Limbaugh. In his view, all these rules make the entire process of romance a legal agreement. “[It] takes the romance out of everything,” said Limbaugh. “Seduction used to be an art. Now, of course, it’s prudish, ... Read More

Leave LeSean McCoy alone!

Written by The Sarcasmist on September 10, 2014 | Comments

Football players seem to be getting harassed no matter what they do nowadays. LeSean McCoy tried to have a nice meal with his friends and now is being called rude and cheap for leaving a $0.20 tip on a $61.56 check. As soon as they sat down, they were pretty rude. I asked some questions, ... Read More

9-year-old accidentally shoots instructor in the head

Written by The Sarcasmist on August 28, 2014 | Comments

Wonder what kind of gift to get your 9-year-old child? Why not a lesson in how to shoot with an Uzi machine gun? That’s what a 9-year-old girl got when vacationing in Arizona (people do that?). It was fun and exciting until she accidentally shot her instructor in the head. Police say that the instructor ... Read More

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