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9 suspected illegal immigrants die in police pursuit

Written by The Sarcasmist on April 11, 2012 - Comments (3)

Note: First I wanted to clarify that the part of the headline that says ‘illegal’ is supposed to say ‘undocumented’.

US Border PatrolA van stuffed with suspected illegal (damn it!) undocumented immigrants rolled over during a pursuit in McAllen, Texas, on Wednesday, leaving at least nine Mexican citizens dead, and six others injured.

Border Patrol agents in Texas had stopped the van in Palmview, which is located ten miles west of McAllen, which resulted in some of the passengers sprinting away, with border agents pursuing on foot. As the foot-chase was unfolding, the van containing the rest of the undocumented (I got it right this time!) immigrants sped off, crashing several blocks from the original stopping point, resulting in the multiple deaths and injuries.

Dianna Castillo, 23, a resident who lives near the area were the crash happened, spoke about the event:

“The bodies were everywhere. I wanted to cry because it’s really sad because they came over here to live a better life and then they lost their lives.” (Reuters)

It really is sad that a country of laws and order does not allow the systematic breaking of its rules and laws to allow random people to cross its border in search of a better life. Many people support open borders, and I suspect they are the very same people who leave their front door open at nights for those who are hungry or don’t have a place to sleep, so they can come in and help themselves. If more of us were selfless like these folks, the world would be a much better place.

Comments

  1. nightingale801

    . . . it was entertaining to witness your inner struggle:)bravo bravob and “random people”? *shakes head* :p

    Oh & go and **** yourself(the censored word doesn’t start with F) but ok I ‘ll humor you:)

    “Many people support open borders, and I suspect they are the very same people who leave their front door open at nights for those who are hungry or don’t have a place to sleep, so they can come in and help themselves. If more of us were selfless like these folks, the world would be a much better place.”

    Yes, it is far more intelligent, superior even to live inside the mind of the evil, why? Because you are always a-l-w-a-y-s[a step ahead] =like being the trainer of the criminals:DWooho! Sophisticated Security Improvements means progress always and forever! But! You are not a sucker You will always be safe and live in the fairytale like reality(TSA etc. got your back Be grateful .) and you will never get to know any other kind of reality.

    A stroll in the forest without pepper spray?(with your hand in the pocket at all times, holding the pepper spray, ready to use it) and of course without reacting to suspicious sounds(for example the whispering trees and bushes you never know when someone will jump out and try to get you and etc. !)

    . . . or let’s talk about this case instead:D A married guy in his (enter age here) refuses to grow up. Plays PC games Stays out late very late,has an expensive car that he improves all the time and of course has *enter censored but approved by the society activity here*with his Wife. Whenever he needs something for example something to drink he just has to say so and the drink will come to him(not by magic but just like when he was little)

    ok now to the trade off IT IS A SCARY WORLD OUT THERE just watch the news!!! It is the TRUTH!:) that is why He provides the sense of security and the muscles of course. . . How? By installing a “security” camera system & (enter a weapon of your choice here) etc.(she will always be safe, no really. But only if she remains inside and only if she goes out together with him.)Hm . . . :p

    But we are more modern than that. Right? (that’s a motivational quote, you may use it as a motivational quote)

    :D

  2. I like to be a sarcastic fucker as much as anyone who visits this site, but the death of 9 people, illegal or not is a tragedy. That’s just the way I feel.

  3. Like Paul said.

    These nine dead people had lives, friends and families. They’re deaths are a tragedy and you should be ashamed of yourself. I guess you’re not though because in your world view these people do not count as human.

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