Anti-Abortion Activist Admits Being an Abortion Doctor
"What's a hypocrite?"
In a shocking revelation, one of the staunchest anti-abortion activists in the United States has admitted to being an abortion doctor.
Ian A. Bortt, the leader of the largest anti-abortion movement in the US was seen, by one of his activist friends, coming out of an abortion clinic which remained suspiciously unexploded. After further investigation by the witness it was revealed that there was no shooting inside the clinic either. This eventually led to a confrontation, instigated by the witness, which resulted in a public admission by Dr. Bortt about his long-standing career as an abortion doctor.
Dr. Bortt was quoted as saying, “This is just my job, and has nothing to do with my moral values and stand against abortion.”
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…Now you’re trying just a little too hard. I get the sarcasm, but it’s only mildly funny. I know The Sarcasmist can do better!
Besides being insulting, condescending and hopelessly simplistic in its references to anti-abortion supporters, it’s just not funny. Sorry for your failure.
This article has nothing to do with abortion and anti-abortion activists. The sarcasmist is just making fun of the Senator in California, a life long anti-gay rights politician, was caught coming out of a gay club, and then he admitted he is gay, but claimed this will not affect his job in anyway. GET A CLUE!!!
sorry folks, I think it’s Damn funny, and probably not too far off the mark.
this is ironic. not sarcastic.
Irony is a form of sarcasm??! Who knew!!
@hef sarcasm is a part of irony not the other way round sumthing can be ironic n yet not be sarcastic get ur facts right
@ Raaf: It is incredible that you didn’t recognize that Hef was being… SARCASTIC!
Wow…his sister, Seean A. Bort, was recently taken to court for postpartum abortions, depending on how the babies looked. The case is being delivered to the Supreme Court later this week.
should have aborted this article
HILARIOUS! some people just don’t have a sense of humor. perhaps those people should not read these posts :-)
Or perhaps their mom should have thought twice about them and gone to see Dr. Bortt. HAHA!
I just think it isn’t funny because it was a lame joke, not because I’m all bent out of shape about abortion/anti-abortion jokes.
This is interesting. Goes to show how much we really cant trust what people say in this world. If you are for something then practice it. If your not then don’t! Who cares if its your JOB just don’t do it!
Omigod, effen hilarious! laugh out loud funny in a corny way! Dr. Ian A. Bortt????? it’s just his job? suspiciously unexploded abortion clinic! i am not being sarcastic here people, this was funny! thank you sarcasm society, thank you!