Elderly woman robs bank with AIDS
Despite what many pundits consistently harp about, America has not lost its innovative edge. This fact was clearly displayed by an Elderly Colorado woman who threatened a bank teller with giving her AIDS if she didn’t cooperate.
The police reports state that the woman coughed frequently during the robbery which is probably why the teller was scared enough to hand her an undisclosed amount of cash, with which the robber fled.
Though this incident says a lot about American innovation, it also reveals a great deal regarding the presence of common sense and the basic knowledge about health and human biology. It would be interesting to try and rob a bank by threatening to give the teller brain cancer by holding a cell-phone closer to her head–it’ll probably work.