Elderly woman robs bank with AIDS
No need for such primitive weapons
Despite what many pundits consistently harp about, America has not lost its innovative edge. This fact was clearly displayed by an Elderly Colorado woman who threatened a bank teller with giving her AIDS if she didn’t cooperate.
The police reports state that the woman coughed frequently during the robbery which is probably why the teller was scared enough to hand her an undisclosed amount of cash, with which the robber fled.
Though this incident says a lot about American innovation, it also reveals a great deal regarding the presence of common sense and the basic knowledge about health and human biology. It would be interesting to try and rob a bank by threatening to give the teller brain cancer by holding a cell-phone closer to her head–it’ll probably work.
LOL On the opposite side now cops will beable to use the same ploy to stop stupid people: ‘Stop or my AIDS infected K9 will bite you!’.
:DDD Superfunny and . . . oh, the exit sign again .m.u.s.t. follow the *exit sign*
This isn’t funny I almost contracted AIDS once because I was in the same room with a person whom I suspected might have been gay and they almost sneezed. Lucky for me I was wearing protection.