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Hitchhiker writing “The Kindness of America” shot in Montana

Written by The Sarcasmist on June 11, 2012 - Comments (3)

Ray Dolin, who has been hitchhiking across America and chronicling his experiences in a memoir called “The Kindness of America” was shot in the arm when he approached a pickup truck Saturday evening, thinking he was being offered a ride.

Soon we’ll hear about this guy and how he has still not lost his faith in America despite being shot by one of its crazed citizens. It’ll be a wonderfully inspiring story, and Oprah will make a TV movie about it, concluding that America is great indeed because it is the only country where getting shot can make you piles of money.

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  1. Josef Roberts

    According to the Great Falls Tribune http://www.greatfallstribune.com/article/20120615/NEWS01/120615003/Updated-1-44-p-m-Montana-authorities-say-hitchhiker-shot-himself?odyssey=tab|topnews|text|Frontpage&nclick_check=1, the “victim” question shot himself and fabricated the story about being offered a ride and then shot…

  2. The Sarcashit is Ray Dolin and he shot himself. Try to do better next time.

  3. Montana Girl

    Yes, it’s true… Many of us living in Montana happen to also live in isolated/rural communities, which just happen to be in the mountains; a lot of us own guns and shoot them for fun with our friends but, that doesn’t mean we’d be so crass as to start shooting hitch-hikers on the side of the road. They do that sort of thing in Wyoming… Here, our university football teams just commit group acts of sexual violence against the unsuspecting female populace, with the full support of the local authorities. Get it straight!

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