Mom Sues Cable Network: My Baby Won’t Breastfeed
In a snafu, a major cable network accidentally beamed previews of adult shows onto kids programming. This has resulted in a lawsuit, which is something the network expected; however, the allegations and damages being sought came as a surprise.
“Mrs. Bobbie S. Agsia is asserting that while watching a children’s show with her infant, the adult programming came on showing women with unnaturally immaculate breasts, which has now resulted in her child refusing to breastfeed since her own breasts cannot compete with the ones flashed on the children’s television show,” said Mrs. Asia’s attorney.
“My child thinks I am a monster!” said Mrs. Agsia, sobbing.
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lmao
now that is excellent. How old is the child to make that assessment? 12
this is an interesting thought into a childs mind i wounder what willl come of this law suit
The child is less than a year old since it says there that it is an infant.
LMAO though.
oh, Sarcasmist, how, in this political and economic climate could you possibly have run completely out of material. and you obviously have, if you are printing this.
I rather thought that this was clever! Got me laughing.
give me a break!!! is this woman for real? like a baby knows the difference between a c and a double d. stupid people shouldn’t breed!!!!!
Do you people not realize that most of the articles posted on here are made-up?? Wow you people astound me.
You’re absolutely right, stupid people SHOULDN’T breed…
That’s what I said to your Mom.
Ohhhhh, the irony!!
You hit that nail on the head
Not much difference between a C and DD. Go for the F-Gs if you want some real fun ;-)
oh come on!!!!! Talk about trying to get money quick? This woman is a gold digger and that’s all this is about.
If this lady is suing over this, I am going to sue over Hershey Kisses looking like extra pointy nipples, therefore, giving my 8 yr old an unrealistic expectation of what REAL nipples look like.
This is just “DUH”
Well frankly, if she gets away with this lawsuit, you really ought to try!
this is quite hilarious
yes but not near as hilarious as some of the replies I’ve read so far :-)
Hooray opportunism!!!
Better not show the kid any large penises cause then he may not want to take a piss.