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Cheese made of breast milk

Written by The Sarcasmist on May 2, 2011 | Comments (11)

You’d expect this to happen in Los Angeles, but a New York gallery offered visitors samples of cheese made from human breast milk. The cheese tasting was part of an art installation called The Lady Cheese Shop, which is a temporary exhibit by a graduate student, Miriam Simun, from New York University. Her project is ... Read More

Third grader charged with arms sales

Written by The Sarcasmist on April 29, 2011 | Comments (7)

You read the headline correctly. The third-grader, and his father, Ignacio Glavin (54), were taken into custody in New York. Apparently the boy had sold a loaded pistol to a classmate for $3. The police found out about the deal when the buyer’s mother told school authorities when her son came home from school and ... Read More

Bride of Dr. Kevorkian found

Written by The Sarcasmist on April 28, 2011 | Comments (6)

The adage that says there is someone for everyone has more proof in the form of a 91-year-old woman who sells $60 suicide kits. Many of you may have thought that Dr. Kevorkian would be doomed to a life of loneliness–after all, who would want to be with someone (doctor or not) that would try ... Read More

Watch porn at New York public libraries

Written by The Sarcasmist on April 25, 2011 | Comments (5)

The New York Public Library system has announced that patrons are free to watch anything they please on library computers, even porn. This policy owes its existence to the First Amendment and the right to free speech which it provides for the citizenry of this fine Union. Of course some people don’t see it that ... Read More

The modern toilet

Written by The Sarcasmist on April 18, 2011 | Comments (11)

Kohler is about to introduce, into the U.S. market, the Kohler Numi, a state-of-the-art toilet. This amazing contraption allows the user to adjust the seat position, water temperature and pressure (it has a built in bidet which also has an automatic dryer), ambient lighting. It also has a audio system which features an FM radio ... Read More

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