I have been put to shame countless times by the Internet grammarians who are ever so vigilant in their efforts to put an end to sloppy spellcheckers and grammar ignoramuses run amuck. I wanted to take time to apologize for my irreverence towards these kind souls who roam the Internet selflessly correcting all of us ... Read More

It has recently come to the Sarcasmist’s attention that there are vile profiteers who are trying to legally profit from the controversy surrounding illegal aliens in the United States. These ‘businessmen’ have designed a Halloween costume that is making illegal aliens feel bad. The vitriolic impact that freedom of speech and expression is having on ... Read More

There is a growing movement of people using the term ‘long story short’ appropriately. In recent weeks there have been growing reports of long stories being shortened in order to save the listener’s time. As is the norm, people use the phrase ‘long story short’ as a tool to make up for their boring blather ... Read More

Has anyone noticed that Halloween costumes have been using increasingly smaller amounts of fabric year over year? It may be the economy, or shortage of fabric, or that people try to just save money by buying costumes that use the least material and are proportionally cheaper. If this is the case, some women must be ... Read More

People’s creativity just blows me away. Yes it does! How brilliant is it to show your individuality by downloading a ringtone that ‘describes’ you perfectly? All the other people who use the same exact ringtone don’t understand the meaning of the tune, but you do…oh yes you do, and that’s what makes you special. You ... Read More