Psychic Denies Being Surprised By Surprise Birthday Party
It wasn't in the cards.
In a twisted outcome, a psychic was hospitalized yesterday after being scared into a heart attack by what was supposed to be a surprise birthday party.
The psychic in question, who asked to remain anonymous, had an upcoming birthday, but his wife decided to throw him a surprise party a few days in advance, to simply coincide with the weekend so all their friends could attend. Unfortunately, the psychic didn’t see this surprise coming and ended up getting scared half-to-death when everyone jumped out yelling ‘Surprise!’.
The psychic is doing well physically; however, he refuses to admit that he was caught off guard by the surprise party. He insists that the heart attack was just a result of seeing his wife jump out from behind a couch.
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haha…of course he knew about it in advance. Of course.
Yeah, of course.
Otherwise he might have been somewhere else at the time of the suprise.
So he saw the party in advance, but not his wife jumping out from behind the sofa?
lol this sucks !! ha
He didn’t see the heart attack coming, did he?
If he saw it happen and tried to change it, then his original prediction would have been wrong. He also must have known he was going to survive the heart attack, so obviously he made the only actions he could have. Damn deterministic universe!
I’m liking your reasoning Brian. LOL. Poor guy, it was always going to be a lose/lose situation for him. hahahhah
yeah but when you know about something it no longer is a surprise, so if he did see the surprise coming he would not have gotten the heart attack
Maybe his wife is so ugly that she give anyone a heart attack.
I lol’d!!!!!
2 Possible Solutions to all this: [#1]— this ‘psychic’ is has just met up with what I call [read my ~Sunbugs~ Blog on googleblogs.com for my ongoing discussion of this problem] The Fickle Finger of 15 Minutes of Fame. i.e. He KNEW he Would Get Famous: he just did not know What a Pain in The ASS it IS.
OK & … [#2] HE HAS A DEATH WISH. He Was Sure He Was Gonna Die. But [think John Belushi] “. . . nooooooooooooooooo” HE Freaking Lived. Damn! Now He Has To Lie.
Isn’t that more like Irony and not Sarcasm? I’m just sayin.
Everyone seems to think that psychic visions are like a play-by-play…. “tomorrow you will have turkey, mashed potatoes, peas, and milk for lunch and supper, eggs for breakfast (but you will break the yolk when you try to flip them), speed 5 mph over the speed limit on your way to work, but 12 mph on the way home, have 3 bills and 2 fliers in your mail, 10 phone calls throughout your day, etc etc etc….
If this were truly the case, can you imagine how boring life would be? There would be NO psychics because the suicide rate for them would be 100%
Either that, or it’s all a load of crap.
Yeah, the above is a cute story. About 20 yrs ago I use to take calls for cab service and one day a psychic called a cab for a customer, as we were hanging up she asked…how soon? OMG…I COULD NOT RESIST…I HAD TO ASK…SHOULDN’T YOU KNOW ? BETTER YET, YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER THAN ME. She did get a kick out of it. Was funny. At least she had a sense of humor.
However, in all fairness to the psychic world, they DON’T know EVERYTHING – only what they are told. I look at it like this guys “guide” kept it a secret too. In most cases, psychic’s have the hardest time KNOWING things about themselves. It all depends on their level or type of ability.