The ACLU Demands Politically Correct Terminology
In its latest attempt to rid America of any type of political incorrectness, the ACLU has released the latest list of acceptable terms for use when referring to members of the American population.
Ghosts: Corporeally Challenged Americans
Vampires: Anemic Americans
Werewolves: Anthropomorphic Americans
Genies: Lamp-dwelling Americans
Centaurs: Quadrapedic Americans
Giants: Generously Proportioned Americans
Cyclops: Monocular Americans
Bigfoot: Generous-footed Americans
Dragons: Fire-breathing Americans
Sandman: Soporific American





Good to know they’re only concerend about us Americans however unfortunate that really is.
Well Bob, it is the AMERICAN Civil Liberties Union after all…
What? Still no politically correct term for Tok’ra hosts? They need to get with the 21st century…
Hahaha I love it! They definitely are some form of American though! they all speak Americanized english
Good old americans lets make it all for us
Leave some for the rest of the world
Or, if we’re going by the Twilight standards, Vampires could be referred to instead as: Glittering, effeminate, pedophiliac Americans…
Orillion
November 30, 2009 at 2:48 pm | Permalink
Or, if we’re going by the Twilight standards, Vampires could be referred to instead as: Glittering, effeminate, pedophiliac Americans…
LMAO!
I guess that means half of the pedos in jail are vampires
Hmh, maybe you’re right.
SAVE US, BLADE!
and the werewolves can be referred to as shirtless men. :p
Bout time too if you ask me!
You americans have left us brits use all the wrong terms for absolutely ages!
Gawd knows we have enough trouble with your language as it is, this is gonna be such a big help =D
Truly, thank you very much for showing us the right way, yet again. Where would we be without you…..?
You’d be stuck over there with no one to remind you that you have bad teeth…
Oh, wait… that can’t be what I meant.
You spelled “corporeally” incorrectly.
Oh, I thought that was some form of Sarcasm.
LOL
um nope its spelled correctly grab a dictionary.
Also “soporific”.
This made my day.
Sincerely, Warm-Blooded, Homo sapiens American.
You’re forgetting, “America” goes from Cape Horne to the North Pole. But when you’re the centre of the universe, I guess that doesn’t matter.
Damn Straight :-P
America is shortening of United States of America in this case. If we were referring to continents we would say “The Americas”. As far as I can tell, this is proper. I can’t find a dictionary that refers the America (singular) as the continents. I assume you must be Canadian because I have lived on both borders and only a small handful of angry Canadians make this argument despite no documentation of it being true. Even my friends in Canadian national news broadcasting think the idea that America refers to the whole of The Americas is absurd.
cool. so there’s another countries besides America?!!? weird!
so, where are these other places?! how do we get to them?
Generously Proportioned Americans..
Isn’t this already taken by over half of Americas population already ?
LOL, like Ghosts and vampires are real anyway?!