White births account for less than half of U.S. births
You knew it was coming, and now it’s here. Soon, minorities are going to outnumber the whites. The Census Bureau has revealed that white births are no longer a majority in the United States. Non-Hispanic whites accounted for 49.6 percent of all births in the 12-month period ending last July.
White people shouldn’t really be upset about this–there are huge advantages to being in the minority. For example, all the white children being born now will be able to get low-cost college loans because they are a minority. Or can get into a college just because they are white. But best of all, they can start suing everyone in sight at the slightest hint of racial discrimination, whether true or not.
As you can see, every cloud does have a silver lining, except this one will have a white one, which is the best color, as everyone knows.
The report goes on to note that minorities accounted for 92 percent of the U.S. population growth in the decade which ended in 2010. Which just means that white people have been suckered into using birth control, while minorities cleverly avoided this scheme to control the population.