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White births account for less than half of U.S. births

Written by The Sarcasmist on May 17, 2012 - Comments (5)

Census Bureau LogoYou knew it was coming, and now it’s here. Soon, minorities are going to outnumber the whites. The Census Bureau has revealed that white births are no longer a majority in the United States. Non-Hispanic whites accounted for 49.6 percent of all births in the 12-month period ending last July.

White people shouldn’t really be upset about this–there are huge advantages to being in the minority. For example, all the white children being born now will be able to get low-cost college loans because they are a minority. Or can get into a college just because they are white. But best of all, they can start suing everyone in sight at the slightest hint of racial discrimination, whether true or not.

As you can see, every cloud does have a silver lining, except this one will have a white one, which is the best color, as everyone knows.

The report goes on to note that minorities accounted for 92 percent of the U.S. population growth in the decade which ended in 2010. Which just means that white people have been suckered into using birth control, while minorities cleverly avoided this scheme to control the population.


  1. Isn’t the other way to look at it that a single ethnicity is just under half of the nation’s birthrate, whereas it took multiple other ethnic groups to equal the other half? Just saying.

    • Are you trying to imply that the 50.4% who aren’t non-Hispanic whites are actually made up of different ethnic groups and that the non-Hispanic whites are really a majority ethnic group and quite a big one at that?

      That’s all well and good, not too mention true but it fails to talk one simple thing into account, and that’s the blinkered and racist mindset of the author.

  2. Fathomless and Bil, you guys realize you are on the Sarcasm Society blog right?

    • I realise that the author claims that this is a site dedicated to sarcasm, as yet however I’ve seen no sarcasm and lots of racism.

      Tell me Nicole, if I said I was being sarcastic when I said we should burn niggers would that be alright with you? Of course it wouldn’t.

      Wise up, this is a site dedicated to inciting racial hatred.

  3. Enough said, sarcasm precludes wit in the writing and intelligence in the understanding. I’m for you when I’m not against you.

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