Your Ringtone Is Awesome!
People’s creativity just blows me away. Yes it does! How brilliant is it to show your individuality by downloading a ringtone that ‘describes’ you perfectly? All the other people who use the same exact ringtone don’t understand the meaning of the tune, but you do…oh yes you do, and that’s what makes you special.
You use a sad and dark melody to express your nihilistic self (Nietzsche would have been proud). At the same time, others cleverly choose to let everyone know about their links to the mafia by using the rarely heard Godfather theme as their ringtone.
I only wish that I had a personality that could be so eloquently expressed through a ringtone. Now I’m depressed.








i have a SLAYER ringtone… it’s because i like the song. it’s that simple. :)
steve……wow steve, perhaps you should give the cows a break and find a woman. You’ll find they are a little more receptive….
im just sayin….
My phone doesn’t ring. The Speaker is effed.. Does this mean I am devoid of life as I have no ring tone?? If so, I’m ringing Motorola because that really isn’t acceptable.
JX, you have to ring Motorola and ask them to start doing choosable vibrates. Then you can have a meaningful life and a “special” vibrate to prove it.
I have a dexter theme song for ringtone…and i sure hope it doesn’t describe me :D…i just love the show ;)…good article btw :D
my phone is always just on vibrate…
this isn’t sarcasm…it’s whiney bitching. Someone please help the writers here give us something worthy of real sarcasm.
I’m with you Bob, closest thing to sarcasm in this article is the sardonic tones of the “social commentary”. No irony, nothing clever….
My ringtone is “Fucking dogs” by Blink 182, and it’s only because i enjoy making people uncomfortable as they are forced to listen to it while i take my sweet time answering the stupid thing, not because i think it should reflect my personality.
Songs/ringtones can’t describe anyone’s life perfectly. annie said it best, you like a song, use it.
I think ring tones are overrated, either way. Music is great, but most people answer their cells after 1 ring, so a ringtone is ssentially pointless.
love you, all
I want a ringtone that sounds like my girlfriend having an orgasm.
Where do you want me to send it?
Because you’ve never heard it before and would like to discover what it sounds like, one could presume.
Ouch !!!!
I think they are saying if you would give her what she needs you might get to hear an orgasm for the first time.
I have a different ringtone for all my friends, so I always know who’s calling before I even look at the phone. Make your own ringtones! Audacity is a free program that works great; it’s easy to do, and you can create a ringtone that best describes you or your friends.
I have the clip of Kanye West interupting Taylor Swift as my text-tone, so that way when my text interupt a convo i can blame it on kanye.