It seems that no living being is immune to swine flu. It has been reported that a cat in Iowa has been tested positive for the H1N1 virus. This obviously is a foreshadowing of the end of times. This disease discriminates not. Whether you are man or beast, you are in danger of contracting this [...]
Apparently a bear which had been trained to skate on the ice for the amusement of the Russian circus-going public has mauled and killed its manager (trainer).
Ungrateful bear! The guy took you in and gave you ice-skates; what more do you want?!
The bear, who had skates on at the time, severely mauled another circus worker [...]