As part of a strict interpretation of the United States Constitution, a new bill has been introduced which will ban the term ‘God bless you’ from being uttered in government buildings. This ban is meant to enforce the separation of church and state as required by the U.S. Constitution. “If there is going to be ... Read More

The Sarcasmist is always on the lookout for good stories, and this is sure to be one of the most unbelievable ones. A Sarcasmist source, who monitors otherworldly activities, has reported that there recently was a great commotion at the gates of Heaven. It turns out that an atheist was refusing to take the offer ... Read More

The latest theo-scientific discussions around religion and the existence of God have produced fascinating results. The theory being proffered is that God is a procrastinator and keeps putting off revealing himself to mankind. Though this new theory has gained popularity among a minor group, it has ruffled the feathers of both believers and atheists alike. ... Read More

In a bold move, Congress has introduced an amendment to the languishing healthcare bill which promises to revolutionize U.S. healthcare. The amendment calls for veterinarians to be granted the right to treat humans for minor ailments. This amendment is projected to save billions of dollars a year in healthcare costs. What is more, there is ... Read More

Our fastest held beliefs and greatest scientific laws and theories have come undone by the discovery of God’s fossilized remains in the highlands of Armenia, in the vicinity of Mt Ararat. The discovery was made by an international team of archeologists of varying religious backgrounds (including several atheists). “The importance of this discovery is entrenched ... Read More