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BP Plans Organic Cleanup of Spill

Written by The Sarcasmist on July 9, 2010 - Comments (18)

In an apparent attempt to pander to the environmentalists and the U.S. population at large, BP has revealed a new plan to clean up the Gulf coast in a completely organic fashion. Right after their announcement, detractors claimed that such a feat was impossible; however, later BP spokesperson released details about the plan which has ... Read More

Nukes – The Solution to All of our Energy Problems

Written by The Sarcasmist on July 6, 2010 - Comments (4)

In case you thought the heading was referring to nuclear power, let me disabuse you of that idea right away. The nuke in question is a nuclear bomb. A Soviet physicist, Viktor Mikailov, is suggesting that detonating a nuclear device over the BP oil leak would solve the problem of the leaking oil. “A nuclear ... Read More

BP Recovery Efforts Fall Short of Promises

Written by The Sarcasmist on July 5, 2010 - Comments (6)

The efforts undertaken by BP to clean up the oil spill have fallen short of the promises made to the regulators. The disparity between what BP promised in its March 24 filing with federal regulators and the amount of oil recovered since the April 20 explosion underscores what some officials and environmental groups call a ... Read More

Stopping an Oil Geyser May be Easy, but Capturing the Gushing Oil is Not

Written by The Sarcasmist on June 4, 2010 - Comments (4)

“BP fits cap over gushing Gulf Coast oil pipe, begins to capture crude oil to surface” That’s the headline on an article by the Daily News. BP is so concerned about the oil (spill) that it’s trying to capture the oil instead of stop its flow. Weeks of planning and failed attempts have been due ... Read More

BP Should Change its Name to BS

Written by The Sarcasmist on May 21, 2010 - Comments (14)

British Petroleum (BP)—that’s right it didn’t always used to be ‘Beyond Petroleum’—and its partners keep failing to shut down the flow of crude oil into the Gulf of Mexico. Every week we get a new solution which fails miserably. Not to mention the show they put on at the hearing at the Congress, where they ... Read More