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Posts Tagged ‘Celebrity’

Ellen Wears the Pants

Written by The Sarcasmist on August 9, 2010 - Comments (5)

After two years of marriage Portia de Rossi will legally take Ellen’s last name. The papers, TMZ.com reported, state the reason for the name change as, “Petitioner is taking the last name of her spouse.” The change won’t be official until a hearing scheduled for Sept. 23 takes place, according to People magazine. (CBS News) ... Read More

Aniston Nudes Up to Sell Perfume

Written by SarcasMiss on July 19, 2010 - Comments (3)

It’s always refreshing to see celebrities branch out into areas in which they have no experience. One such recent endeavor was recently undertaken by Jennifer Aniston—she had developed her own fragrance, Lolavie. Lolavie roughly translates into ‘laughing at life’. Of course the most important part of bringing a world-class fragrance to the public is the ... Read More

Bristol & Levi to be Wed

Written by The Sarcasmist on July 14, 2010 - Comments (5)

That’s right folks, Us Weekly has scooped every other respectable publication in confirming that Bristol and Levi are now engaged, which would presumably lead to a presidential run by Sarah Palin. I am sorry, I mean, it would lead to marriage for the two lovebirds. “We got engaged two weeks ago,” Bristol, 19, tells Us ... Read More

Lindsay Lohan Is So Sorry that She Tells the Judge to F*** Off

Written by SarcasMiss on July 8, 2010 - Comments (11)

Lindsay Lohan was in court, yet again, and aside from expressing herself in tears and apologies, she showed up with an airbrushed nail polish job that clearly spelled “F*** U” on her middle finger. Having violated her probation for a 2007 drug case, Lindsay could be sentenced to anywhere between 23-90 days in jail.  You ... Read More

Rihanna Goes Gaga

Written by The Sarcasmist on July 7, 2010 - Comments (6)

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, so the saying goes. If that’s true then Rihanna must be trying to flatter the hell out of Lady Gaga. At her Monday night concert Rihanna, donned costume after costume, dazzling her fans. Sporting her now-signature bright red cropped hair, the “Rude Boy” singer started off the concert ... Read More