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Oprah, Please Don’t Go!

In a selfless decision, Oprah Winfrey, has announced that she’ll be ending her long-running talk show in September of 2011. This comes as a shock to everyone since her ratings had been dropping for a long time and she was able to make less money.
“After much prayer and careful thought, I decided that next season, [...]

Rosie O’Donnell Stops Pretending

It turns out that Rosie O’Donnell’s significant other, Kelli Carpenter, moved out two years ago; a fact that O’Donnell has been keeping quiet about this entire time. She is, however, very happy with Kelli’s replacement, a long-haired Chihuahua.
During a talk, on her radio show, with Sonya Fitzpatrick (a pet psychic) O’Donnell revealed that Misty (that’s [...]

The Cause of Americans Losing Their Job: Obama

President Obama does not realize that he is the reason why many people can no longer voice their opinions for the fear of losing their jobs or being harassed by liberals. One prime example of Obama’s devastating impact on the job-market has been our beloved Lou Dobbs. As you may well know, he is no [...]

Odom & Kardashian Wedding To Revive Faith In Marriage

The CNN.com article used words and phrases such as ‘much anticipated’ and ‘record ratings’. Apparently the wedding episode was a ratings bonanza for the E! show.
How thrilling and interesting it must have been for millions of people to watch the wedding of Odom who gets paid to entertain idiots, by bouncing a ball around, and [...]

Chris Brown Leaves The Rest To God

In a statement to MTV News, Chris Brown said that he is extremely sorry for what he did, but maintains that the details of his hissy fit should remain between him and Rihanna. It is understandable, the longer this story stays in the news, the harder it is going to be for him to get [...]