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Posts Tagged ‘Celebrity’

Megan Fox Now Only Available for Fantasies

Written by The Sarcasmist on June 29, 2010 - Comments (1)

As you may (or may not) have heard, Megan Fox, the over-lipped Hollywood starlet, the object of desire to many pubescent teenage boys and middle-aged socially awkward men, has been snatched up by Brian Austin Green. Mr. Green has dashed the hopes of all those men who fancied themselves as potential suitors to the brilliant ... Read More

Jesse James ‘Hearts’ Sandra Bullock

Written by The Sarcasmist on May 25, 2010 - Comments (6)

How cute is that? Jesse James goes on TV to tell the World that he still loves Sandra Bullock. Sandra has got to take him back, now. How can she resist? “When I was doing it, you know, one, I knew it was horrible, it made me feel horrible,” James told ABC’s “Nightline” in a ... Read More

Donald Trump’s Hair is Real

Written by The Sarcasmist on May 13, 2010 - Comments (3)

Ryan Seacrest has done it again! One of the biggest mysteries that has every plagued mankind is now solved thanks to this entertainment genius. It turns out that Donald Trump’s hair is naturally ugly and is just part of his douche bag personality. Here is video proof… ... Read More

Tyra Banks Can Write?!

Written by The Sarcasmist on May 11, 2010 - Comments (9)

Life is grand! Every day there is something new to be learned or awed by. Today’s gem is the news about Tyra Banks’ foray into ‘literature’. She has apparently signed a deal to write a series of fantasy novels about the world of modeling. She has already finished the first, called “Modelland”, which is about ... Read More

D Cups in 3D – Of Course!

Written by The Sarcasmist on May 11, 2010 - Comments (17)

In an ironic twist, things will be popping off of the Playboy magazine’s pages instead of things popping onto them. Playboy magazine, a pioneer in featuring photographs of naked women on its pages, said on Tuesday its June issue’s 3-D centerfold will be an eye-popping collectible. (Reuters) The article goes on to say that Hugh ... Read More