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Posts Tagged ‘Coffee’

Hot Cup of Coffee Causes Emergency Landing

Written by The Sarcasmist on September 1, 2010 - Comments (1)

A British airplane was forced to make an emergency landing in Germany on its way to Poland. Why? Because a passenger spilled a hot cup of coffee on herself. After the emergency landing the woman was treated for scalding and released where she continued her trip on a train. Expect news about a train derailment ... Read More

Starbucks to Offer Ultra Premium Coffee

Written by The Sarcasmist on August 17, 2010 - Comments (4)

Starbucks has just announced that it will start offering a new line of ultra premium coffee, called Starbucks Reserve. The new coffee will sell for nearly $3 for a 12oz cup. The first of this premium line will be the Galapagos San Cristobal and will be introduced in markets including New York City, the Bay ... Read More

Starbucks Dictionary Announced

Written by The Sarcasmist on May 6, 2010 - Comments (45)

Starbucks has always been at the cutting edge of the coffee business. For example, they were the first to introduce outlandish cup sizes that made even a simple cup of coffee sound exotic. What sounds cooler, ‘large coffee’ or ‘venti drip’? This just goes to show that the Starbucks marketing people know what they are ... Read More

The Starbucks’ New Offering Revolutionizes the Coffee Industry

Written by The Sarcasmist on March 5, 2010 - Comments (29)

The ever-wise product development team of the Starbucks corporation has come up with an ingenious new offering. It is amazing that Starbucks can still come up with new and innovative offerings. You must be wondering what this new food product might be. Is it a new flavor? Is it a zero calorie drink? Is it ... Read More

Obama Seen Drinking Tea!

Written by The Sarcasmist on December 16, 2009 - Comments (15)

The latest report from the Sarcasmist informants is that President Barack Obama has been seen enjoying high tea, and what is worse he put milk in it. It has been long suspected that President Obama was in the pocket of the British, but it is now clear that he is indeed a rabid socialist. Who ... Read More