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Plain Bagel Please…

I never knew that getting a bagel could make me want to go on a rampage.
After a nice workout and on my way to work, I stopped at a Coffee Bean (not Starbucks this time). As I stepped out of the car the cool morning air greeted me, and I felt good about the day. [...]

VIA – Ready Brew Coffee by Starbucks

All quotes courtesy of the Starbucks website
“Starbucks has found a way to offer a truly great cup of coffee that you can prepare by just adding water.”
Hmm, so you mean like instant coffee?
“We believe other instant coffees taste flat and lifeless. Starbucks VIA™ Ready Brew is different – it’s full-bodied and flavorful, just like the [...]