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Posts Tagged ‘Diets’

The Fat Gene Discovered

Written by The Sarcasmist on March 5, 2010 - Comments (45)

One of the most earth-shattering discoveries promises to provide the perfect excuse for those who have no self-control. Scientists at the University of Florida at Tampa have discovered the fat gene, which is believed to be responsible for obesity among people who are incapable of avoiding excessive food intake. Dr. Fredric A. Tass, the lead ... Read More

Lose Weight Now! This Time It’ll Work. We Promise.

Written by The Sarcasmist on October 20, 2009 - Comments (25)

Forget the Acai berry diet. Forget the exercise machines; The Sarcasm Society has developed two new diets which require virtually zero investment and even less effort. As part of The Society’s humanitarian efforts, these two revolutionary diets are being offered at no cost to the public. The ‘Chew & Spit’ Diet As the name of ... Read More