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St. Patrick’s Day: Four Leaf Clovers Now Grown in China

In a recent investigative report, it was revealed that most of the World’s four-leaf clovers are now grown in China. The report uncovered a wide network of clover fields across China. The US, British, and Irish governments are said to be planning an inquiry into the clover farming, and how we can work to reestablish [...]

US Accuses China of Enabling US Overspending

The US Government, in a bold move, is accusing China of being an enabler. The accusation comes at an important time since China’s growing economic and political might is threatening to challenge the dominance of the US and putting a strain on the Sino-American relationship.
With the massive savings of the Chinese population and government, China [...]

Five Days Into the New Year

We are five days into the New Year and things seem to be going well. No one is trying to blow up our airplanes. The healthcare bill is well on its way to provide the universal coverage that President Obama promised. There are fewer and fewer fronts in the ‘War on Terror’. Partisanship seems to [...]

Obama Chides Banks Into Aiding In Recovery

President Obama’s new plan is to scold the banks into being something more than money-making machines. After meeting with executive from Bank of America, Wells Fargo and JP Morgan Chase, et al, Obama said that the banks have an obligation to help accelerate the U.S. economic recovery.
President Obama’s new plan is to guilt the bank [...]

Free Market Flawed. In Other News, The Sky Is Blue.

It turns out that 89% of people polled across 27 countries believe that the free market economy is not working well. This is very perplexing because the World economy seems to be doing pretty well. All the printed and borrowed money being pumped into the economies is helping fuel the jobless ‘recovery’. All these people [...]